My roommates are sick so I’m taking their sonto meet the teacher.I gotta pick a (hot) outfit so I don’t look too young to have a kid (I’m not) I can’t have these people judging me (they won’t) might see someone important (single dad still holding on to the trauma of his divorce)
The seasons based on their sexuality:
Summer- fully gay.
Fall/Spring- bisexual
Winter- heterosexual.
I will not be explaining any further. This should just make sense.
My favorite thing about the Olympics being in an election year is that I get to open my phone everyday and find out a new friend or family member that’s racist and/or homophobic.
Most pple don’t realize that MyKayla Skinner didn’t just say that the current team is lazy & less talented. She complained that anti-abuse efforts have damaged the sport. I can’t imagine a more disgusting sentiment after her fellow athletes who were victimized lobbied for change.
moderator: what are your views on the economy?
joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.
donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks
Update: one has now paid me without me having to say anything. This is why we avoid conflict guys. It’s works out 50% of the times and I like those odds
Twice lately I did photo shoots for friends I thought I was getting paid for and then they never paid me….and I haven’t gotten any better at being like so…..money? #Help#PayYourPhotographyFriends#WeAreNotRich
It’s summer solstice 🌞Go out there an manifest some growth and renewal. Let the light shine on the things you most want to grow moving forward. Reflect on the light and dark in your life and focus on where you can place gratitude. Give it to God ❤️