Jake Dahlmann

I had a stroke at 22

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LMAO THE HOLE IN THE HEART WAS A MISDIAGNOSIS. I GOT CUT OPEN FOR NOTHING🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Jake Dahlmann @JakeDahlmann]

5 weeks after the stroke and I’m going in to get the hole in my heart that caused it fixed. Excited to finally move past this shit at 22.

p.s. Thanks @qtcinderella @LudwigAhgren @gm__golf @goodgood_golf for your content. Y’all kept me and I’m sure many others sane this month 😁

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Larkin is such a fucking loser. Public enemy #1 in Detroit for the foreseeable future. Weakest move I’ve ever seen in sports #LGRW

[Jake Dahlmann @JakeDahlmann]

@McCartyDangles Yeah this is the worst fucking part. Im crushed by both sides here, but Steve did a bit of a shove for Faulk directly because of 71 complaining and then he just bounces. Weak ass move

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is World Otter Day.

[Jake Dahlmann @JakeDahlmann]

Me waiting for Cameron Brink to help me grab something from the top of the fridge

[The Boys Out of Context Clips @TheBoysOOCC]

Homelander - #TheBoys Season 5 Episode 8

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

How is it possible for Duren to be this much of a mouse

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Duren in the first 120 seconds #DetroitBasketball

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jump scare seeing 0 there again #DetroitBasketball

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Starting five tonight @Kia

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Drew Anderson’s next stint out east would be in North Korea if it were up to me #Terrorist #AlQaeda #IDFSoldier #RepDetroit

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Adam Silver you will pay for this loser ass league you built man. Every game the officiating is so fucking nasty #DetroitBasketball

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Zack McKinstry you gotta die dawg #RepDetroit

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Just another Pistons game.

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@KuKhahil @eyehatemyteams gotta be jobless tomorrow man i cant do this again

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JB gotta go man same shit different year with ausar’s minutes. Not an anomaly it is very clear that he (and cade) have to lead this team in minutes and he just wont do it #detroitbasketball

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JT Compher man I hope you enjoy hell you little fucking rat

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cam talbot never show your face in this state again man fuck off #lgrw

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im going to BLOW MY SHIT OFF

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Detroit Pistons star Cade Cunningham has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung and is expected to miss an extended period of time, sources tell ESPN.

[Jake Dahlmann @JakeDahlmann]

Yo @NicolasMaduro sorry about that big dawg you’re good to go #WBC

[Jake Dahlmann @JakeDahlmann]

@BFW Wings have to be top 2 in real fandom in Detroit. Lions have the most Patagonia vests who never watched a game pre-covid by a lot.

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin