Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
Today, he will tell you winning the Premier League and not letting a single side in world football beat you in open play IS NOT ENOUGH AND THAT WE WANT MUCH MORE.
Read that again.
Till the wheels fall off Mikel.
🚨🎙️Wayne Rooney: “Arsenal have been robbed tonight” 🤯
Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.
But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.
In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.
PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”
We have lost once. We have lost twice. We may even lose a third time. But as long as this club exists, we will never give up. That's the spirit of The Arsenal. IT'S NOT DONE! 🔴⚪
❤️🩹🤍 Arteta: “I told the players and the staff was if I said a million times thank you it won’t be enough…”.
“The joy and moments we have lived together, that’s above anything else”.
🚨 Arteta “ Its very tough to accept. Im so proud of them. Internally we know what we have been through. The way they carry the badge, I love them. We need to recognise the season we had.
Go through the pain, learn from it. Show the ambition we want to and we will go again.
The best teams don’t become great because they avoid heartbreak.
They become great because they come back from it.
This Arsenal team isn’t finished yet. This team is just getting started.
Mikel Arteta’s Red Army.
Whatever the weather.
DON’T YOU DARE ABUSE THOSE WARRIORS.
I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF ALL OF OUR SQUAD & MANAGER.
I LOVE YOU MORE TODAY THAN I DID YESTERDAY.
FOREVER ARSENAL.
❤️🤍
🚨Rice “Mikel is gutted but he spoke about how much he loves us. I think we have come so far as a club. When I came to this club it was a QF exit then a Semi Final exit and now a final exit. One more step and we go again.
One thing about us, this wont define us.
We will be back”
This group of players has brought so much joy to us fans this season.
They have played the most minutes of any side in Europe, and came just short.
Tomorrow, at the parade, we have to show them all the love that we can. They have earned it.
2026/27 will be bigger & better.