Jake Simmance

Actor

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

Mum I’m a GIF 😅

[Call the Midwife @CallTheMidwife1]

"I wish we were back in cubs"
Oh Glen... 😢😢😢 @BBCOne #CallTheMidwife @BBC @BBCiPlayer

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

Genuine class that

[Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose @FFLose]

Et bien je trouve ça formidable

[john06💙🤍 @JohnRoutledge11]

Am I seeing this right or has Newcastles back up left back.

Been picked over Newcastles starting left back.

At left back

[Simon Ashby @the_mediaman1]

Lets be honest.

The England XI is Pickford, O'Reilly, Konsa, Guehi, James, Rice, Andersen, Bellingham, Rashford, Saka and Kane.

The rest don't really matter.

[Toby @toby1863]

Genuinely one of the worst performances of all time and years later he’s still making the squad 😂 if he had any shame he’d decline the call up .

[Ollie Glanvill 🏆x6 @OllieGlanvill]

Hadn’t even realised Moi got booked for the same “great defending” as Khusanov 😂 (via @cfcyusxf)

[Tyrone Marshall @TyMarshall_MEN]

The Premier League have had that coming all season. Have encouraged a league built on set-pieces by letting everything go at corners all season, then decide in the most decisive game of the season they’ve probably been doing it wrong for the last eight months

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

Me since April 24th @NoahKahan #thegreatdivide

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

That’s how it’s done @Arsenal

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Club statement: Álex Jiménez

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

@kleberthegoat Genuinely how many headers since this tweet. It’s mental

[James Maw @JamesTMaw]

If Romero did this he'd get away with it and Spurs would immediately equalise

https://t.co/MaQGQq8Rfo

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

Annual reminder that no one would run a marathon if they couldn’t talk about it

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

“When it comes to hair pulls there’s no doubt in an officials mind”

“You ain’t getting away with a hair pull”

Unless it’s against Chelsea and Cucurella ofcourse. (Neither incident penalised) #MNF

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

4 seasons under Clearlake and in 3 of them Chelsea won’t make Champions League football. The project.

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

@todd_boehly it was never Tuchel, it was never Maresca. It’s your fucking model you muppet. Run it like a football club, not like a hedge fund. Yank lizard idiot. Stop signing children. Sign winners. Dickhead

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Chelsea have signed a lot of average players for almost £2bn. That’s because the best players want the best wages. So if you aren’t going to pay the best wages, then you have to settle for second best, or even third or fourth best. That’s modern Chelsea under, unfortunately.

[Jake Simmance @JakeSimmance]

Warra player Jonathan Rowe is btw. Send Gittens packing and snap him up @ChelseaFC

[Ben Pescod @benpescod_]

Absolute icon. Never forget it.

#LFC

[luke @louorns]

This is like when Pavel Nedved won the Ballon d'Or. How’s Michael B Jordan won that over the other three

[UranianOctober @UranianOctober]

Doing the soy ameribrained war porn for a conflict you simultaneously insist we're totally neutral in is pretty emblematic of Starmerism. Confused, unconvincing to either side and contemptuous to the public's intelligence