Jake Whiston

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@themgmtconsult AI lulling us all into a false sense of security. Then BAM, Robot overlords.

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@leads @LPL_Airport Rumours of an Oscar nomination. BAFTA worthy at least.

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@efc_fanservices Should have done it live after the Sunderland game. A form of mental musical chairs with Z Cars.

Z Chairs ©️

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@JomboyMedia When you've put a big wash on and all you've got left for the gig is your Ronald McDonald costume.

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@David_Ornstein @GuillermoRai_ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC Carlo needs to come back ASAP with a trunk full of women and gear. Like John Goodman in the movie Flight.

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@FBAwayDays Arsenal and United fans having a meltdown in the replies 😂 City living rent free.

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@M_Duda1x @TheMadSportsDad @Nowfootball Most United fans are rich tourists.

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@Parody_PM

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@amendandrevise @GlobeEyeNews @DHSgov What are they gonna do? Black bag like 200 million people? They're gonna need a bigger bag.

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@AG_Taps @TheAthleticFC The secret is to put money on your rivals players to score. Stops them dead in their tracks.

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@barkmeta

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@simongerman600 Fargo deserves better.

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@AranNicol1994 @henrywinter Don't worry. He'll brighten up in a couple of months.

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@ArsenalWFC Bit excessive to put the wanking emoji on the post.

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@market_sleuth @HansMahncke Observed 11 women in a row you say?

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@AdamJoseph City are living rent free in so many football fans heads and United fans are so entitled it's embarrassing. Everyone needs to relax.

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@YouFkingIdiot Like something from Tim and Eric 😂

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@ThePatriotOasis That's exactly what a Goose sounds like. And people say he's not all there anymore.

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@robprogressive Costa living crisis.