Jake Collins

Daphne's Dad, Strategic Planning Analyst at UPMC, Heinz Alumni, CMU Alumni, KDR, Steelers fan extraordinaire, scotch aficionado

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Using the 80's montage mentality to get my work done... "Number One" from real genius. "What do you think a phased tracking array is for?"

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When did we forget that the shuttle was a program that strapped humans to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math?

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Quote of the day... "Life is an RPG. Are you an NPC?"

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Salty carmel milk shake at Brgr contains the same bourbon to mixer ratio as my Xmas egg nog, but may have been twice has delicious!

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@ashleywcollins So am I a nerd for noting the Bond synergy or for writing an equation for Duran Duran to optimize character utilization?

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Surreal: Pandora playing (Duran^2)'s "View to a Kill" while the G'Year blimp circles the city very low like Zorn's (Walken) from Bond movie

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Decided that my bday is a good time for Daphne and I to make our return to twitter. You can follow her at @daphne_collins

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@brad_collins gf? New ladyfriend? How was avatar?

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Baby sitter + club level stlrs tix = drunk

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Awesome Ashley quote (when cat was making enough noise to wake Daphne at 3AM): Find out what the cat is playing with and kill her with it!

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Thinks a processing speed augmentation and some additional RAM for my brain would be a great xmas gift. Let's get some elves get on that!

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@HotBaritoneMess Yeah, just getting around to updating my social media. As you can imagine, things have been hectic!

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I dig the twitter list thing... very useful for feeds that post a ton... like NASA, Wired, or my Various CMU feeds...

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This being a dad thing is fun... and that kid is way too cute for her own good.

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Hello daffodil! You are soooo cute!

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G20 starts tomorrow night and I have yet to see anyone protesting... seems like they have recieved more undue hype than Tom Brady's return.

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Polamalu should be an adjective synonymous with bad ass. As in "man that blank was polamalu..."

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Polamalu should be an adjective synonymous with bad ass. As in man that blank was polamalu...

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Apparently you CAN be too talented and competent

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@brad_collins Yeah, we will be here. Ashley's sis is in town too, but we are available. Give us a call.