Jamie

The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich.

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

Before I married her, I took my missus on 8 dates and then we went to the cinema for our 9th.

Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@hayesvipMUFC Crackpot mate

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

What? 😂

[Stevo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀 @thebassa2]

If you go on holiday just you and your mrs and go all inclusive, you’re a tight fisted cunt.

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@JBanned__ Any emails and WhatsApp messages getting replied to today, good buddy?

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@Healosh What an idiot.

He’s taken it personally too, I’d be offended if I were you.

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

This is a @healosh alt account.

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@JoshMUFC951 Congrats mate

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@hamezhill @katiemufc12 Scrap that, they're all staying open

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@hamezhill @katiemufc12 Technically the answer is "some".

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@AquaMetaX @MissAlly_01 It's not valid when she clearly didn't know if her luggage was on a different plane. Plus it's not *her* flight.

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@djmk @Janice43864285 @NandosUK All of a sudden it's two drinks each rather than the one mentioned in the original post... and even then £54 is more than two meals without something extra 😂

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@Janice43864285 @djmk @NandosUK £72 for a Nandos for 2 people is impossible without ordering starters or desserts too. MK is either crying about having a large 2 course meal with a drink for £36 per person or he's making up lies 🧐

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@jabbathesutt Couldn't look much worse

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@jabbathesutt Rice at RB on Monday 😉

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@hamezhill @katiemufc12 Most won't, and the Gov are not relaxing the rules further.

https://t.co/8MraC4amNH

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@JBanned__ @lukeewright7 @78__Rebecca That's why you've got 500 emails pal

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@lukeewright7 @JBanned__ @78__Rebecca He's needs to work a couple of full days every now and then and stop taking selfies in the motor

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@Symply_rhoda1 If she had a boyfriend then why did she go on the date?

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

@IanRedford8 Yes, that's exactly what I mean Mr Dapper

[Jamie @jambo__fett]

Always see flags of tinpot clubs whenever England play.

Port Vale, Swindon, Leyton Orient, Leicester, West Ham…