James Finn Garner

Humor monger. PC Bedtime Stories. Rex Koko Private Clown. American Bystander. Other silly stuff.

You can't put a price on money, pally

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

For the best in clown noir, visit https://t.co/Wt2lWrLIpz

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Indonesia has Christian officials. Malaysia has a Sikh cabinet minister. Pakistan and Bangladesh have non-Muslims in parliament. Jordan reserves seats for Christians. Senegal is ~95% Muslim and had a Catholic president for 20 years. Lebanon literally requires its president to be Christian. You asked for ONE.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

@JoshLipnik Very sorry to hear that. I lost my mother in law in May to an aggressive cancer. And the world turns upside down.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

Yes, we know. We like it that way.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The single most underrated thing in the entire United States of America is the Great Lakes. Just an absolutely amazing resource, destination and natural marvel — and yet weirdly gets no hype at all because the culture worships the coasts.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

“There will be no more of your reefer in this house, young man. Comprendé?”

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Imagine being such a craven chickenshit you cave in to the asshole responsible for you losing your job.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

And they belong to the Clean Plate Club.

[Covie @covie_93]

Abdul El-Sayed and his wife look like they actually like each other.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Both of these multimillionaires can afford a weekend on Mackinac Island. How about you and your family?

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Senate Republicans ignore the Epstein survivors and confirm Todd Blanche.

House Republicans ignore Bernie and Emily Moreno and do nothing about Max Miller.

Zuckerberg's yacht ignores people in distress.

It's Donald Trump's party.

[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

@jjl_ice_yard @chicagobars You're in a rut! And take me with you next time

[JD101161 @joedemske101161]

@OurShallowState Abso-fucking-lutely.

Jack Smith knows.

And so does Judge Cannon, which is why she permanently blocked the public release of Smith's final report on the Trump classified documents case.

Truth will out.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

I'm going to predict that when the damage assessment is complete, well into the future, Trump's greatest crime will prove to be espionage - AND - it will be the most catastrophic breach of national security in American history.
We will discover he passed secrets to Russia from day 1 because he was compromised; and did favors for the Saudis shortly after, purely for personal profit; and who knows what the hell else.
His many Useful Idiocies will boggle the mind. And his America First gaslight will be remembered as Trump BEFORE America. His treachery - some done for power and profit, and some purely for pathological reasons like paranoia, revenge, and contrarianism, will have massively impacted the globe, permanently shifted wealth, and cost many millions of lives.
And a good deal of it might not have happened but for our legacy media's widespread normalization of his disorders.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Rate my WFH setup

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The whole “Muslims want to impose their religion on America” thing would work so much better if it weren’t coming from white Christian nationalists who want to put a Bible in every classroom.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

I’m a pretty forgiving person but there’s no fucking way in hell I’ll ever forgive the morons who voted for this abomination.

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

The publicly traded casino company trying to execute 3 huge projects in 3 time zones simultaneously and hasn’t held an earnings call for nearly two years might have cash flow problems is blaming something other than their wretched balance sheet? https://t.co/btpG5i1H3s

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Joe Biden is in the process of dying a very painful death and this asshole is trying to rag on him. Fuck everyone who supports Donald Trump.

[Woon Cing Hsian 🇸🇬🇺🇦🇵🇸 @CingHsian]

@OlgaNYC1211 The FBI Director traveling to Moscow to meet with the Russian FSB in order to dig up dirt on Trump’s political opponents.

Isn’t this treason?

[Olga Lautman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @OlgaNYC1211]

So this is very disturbing. A Russian outlet known for publishing info for Russia’s security services (FSB) wrote a whole article speculating Patel’s upcoming visit to Moscow before election. Everything from providing him w kompromat on Dems to him serving as a back channel. They even discussed what they could get in return. Hello Congress!! Anyone home??

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

This sweaty, rancid sack of decaying, decomposing donkey shit is knocking on death’s door. He ain’t got long to go.

Fingers crossed. 🤞🏾