Jamie Morgenstern

Professor of Computer Science

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@jonlovett I assume you’ve made this joke already but if not… I hallucinated a joke for you.

“Isn’t it a shame that nazi symps can’t manage to hire any decent copy writers??? 🤔”

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

My sweat under the blue lights looked like unicorn blood in the Forbidden forest. #solidcore

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@karagoucher They sure aren't showing where Des/other women who are off the front pack are, is all I'm saying.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@karagoucher The patriarchy, amirite?

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@TextsHQ Any chance I could get a referral link?

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemorgenste1]

[please share widely!] IF YOU NEED ACCESS TO MEDICATED ABORTION IN THE US, you can probably get this medication with very low personal legal or medical risk, even in states that have outlawed its use:

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@AmericanExpress @AskAmex I’m incredibly unhappy with your return protection. I ordered clothes, asked the vendor to accept return; they offered me only store credit, I submitted a claim for return protection, which you denied 28 days later, outside the return window.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@onbeeper I'd love to test your service; I'm a CS professor and could definitely be a useful advertiser if it works well.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

Gender identity: female except when the line to the bathroom is >>>>> longer than that for male identifying people… 🙈💃💁🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[Josiah Bartlet @Pres_Bartlet]

Well then maybe West Virginia doesn’t need two military bases.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

Pro-life ➡️ pro-mask.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@magsg Some people think this has more meaning than EUA, without knowing what the scientific difference is… and will mostly just pivot to another reason to hesitate.

Not blaming those folks for their lack of knowledge, blaming our lack of education about these processes.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

Pretty unimpressed @Nike @usatf that you have 0 annual (2020) trials shirts in women’s sizing. #usatftracktrials

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

I wrote this blog post about how systems that do targeted advertising should restructure their ad markets to remove high-stakes ads reaching different demographics at different rates. Check it out!

https://t.co/rKuyl6Ovwd

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@mark_riedl You don’t just mean suggest, but instead interpret that as his resignation effective immediately?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The claim that e.g. "political science research shows that voting restrictions don't greatly affect turnout" shouldn't be treated as settled science IMO. My own research shows restrictions do hurt turnout. I know other studies disagree. But there's room for more study on this.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@crookedmedia really loving this season of Rubicon; wanted to mention some constructive feedback. The use of male pronouns when referring to anonymous senators or possible presidents, struck me as reinforcing existing assumptions and tropes about political power in the US.

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@vailmtn I have lodging reservations I've emailed to cancel but gotten no response. Help?

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@vailmtn
I have reservations for lodging that I need to modify that I made through your webpage; I've emailed and gotten no response. Help?

[Jamie Morgenstern @jamiemmt]

@askmadewell I have two pairs of madewell jeans in need of repair. Because stores aren’t offering repairs now, what should I do?