Spain v Austria is the World Cup Round of 32's only Habsburg El Clásico.
The House of Habsburg, a European dynasty, was split into two branches: the Austrian (who ruled the Holy Roman Empire), and Spanish (who governed Spain's global empire).
Who will take it on the chin today?
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