japa

[AK @shrekgirlie]

to everyone going out to restaurants and parties this weekend

[justin @farringt0n]

sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

[keb @iludwt]

when person A kisses person B impulsively and then they pull away and person A is all like “shit just forget about that i didn’t-“ and then person B kisses them again but deeper

[austin @convictedloner]

if i start smiling at yo texts i’m blocking you

[El Alfie @AlfieDies]

Blackberries have cool stages of life, no?

[justin @farringt0n]

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

[Alex @775AC]

American healthcare be like

[gréta @amitybliqht]

i swear this emoji existed

[Alekey Taylor’s Version @bloodlinethief]

Mars added us to “Close Friends”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

it’s cause y’all kept scrolling

[FKA Thynative @lvteef]

Me walking to the door to get my amazon package after tweeting “Fuck Jeff Bezos”

[asa lovely @dw2hma]

ME: WOW I LOVE UR “COTTAGECORE” AESTHETIC 😅

THE AMISH TOWN I HAVE WANDERED INTO: PLEASE SHUTTHE FUCK UP

[504. @RayTheCEO]

Even as a child I never made fun of kids who couldn’t afford expensive shoes. Some of y’all was raised EXTREMELY DIFFERENT and it shows.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling

social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out