Jason Eisenberg

Jason eats hummus, wears pants. The most important aspects of a story are the human beings in it.

[Jason Eisenberg @JasFace]

@LovelyHell71982 @ThatCatZoe @mjfree Actually.. by your logic it’s justified to call him a pedo…

[WISEcode @wisecodeai]

@CaryKelly11 Geee... a lot of these foods have 'bread' in them. 🍞💡

We'll just leave our data here...

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@Vivzie_Uplifter @DayZ All of em down for me on Xbox

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@katie_elbel @sharcat12 @WorldHallOfFun @elonmusk You sound like one of those few choice idiots when something happens in a conservative state. “You reap what you sow”. I’m a Texan and can see the corruption in our state just as much as the state of CA.

[Jason Eisenberg @JasFace]

@SaveFree_Speech @WorldHallOfFun @elonmusk As does every other catastrophic event in the US? Like what?

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@WorldHallOfFun @elonmusk I don’t understand. Trump voters are historically for cutting education budgets. And if you don’t live in Cali, what do you care about their budget?

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@HPerneel @MattWallace888 @TaraBull808 I see you’re a “truth seeker with a positive attitude”. Let me know when you understand what the word positive means.

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@EderOneElegy @era252627258800 @GavinNewsom You don’t believe in climate change yet weather modifications are real….

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@TrumpDailyPosts We can’t even take care of ourselves in the US. How would bringing in MILLIONS help us take care of our own like Republicans have been preaching about for years???

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@mkolken @elonmusk I love following outdated rules made by people who are no longer here on Earth with us. Don’t you?

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@pale_horseman36 @vkarnan1 @elonmusk Isn’t a real job doing labor for a company and getting compensated for it? What’s a real job to you?

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@FiveHeadClub @annvandersteel What? Was there a Jan.6 type of situation when Trump won in ‘16? Asking for real.

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@elonmusk This would make a great ad for solar power @elonmusk want me to run it?

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Get you a girl who races bags with you when you have a red eye in Hawai’i in an empty terminal. #truelove

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@EvilMopacATX How about crypto miners stopping for a quick minute so no one dies of heat stroke during power outages? 👀

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@NathanZed

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@ChipotleTweets Reduces the crinkles so I can eat chips without hearing the shame as I munch quietly in the dark at 2am

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I understand we don’t need to wear masks at the gym anymore. But you’re taking it too far working out BAREFOOT.

Give and inch, they take a mile smh.

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The CDC says drinking really hot coffee at 4 pm will take care of it.

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@easypost @DukesMayoBowl #shipping