JavaGrifter.eth

Come with me on my developer journey! 💪 · Tech blogger 👶🏻👨‍💻 · Centrist liberal 🤡 · husband/bother · INTP (parody by @melissamcewen)

[JavaGrifter.eth @javagrifter]

Share, care, don’t be malware #Productivity

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Oops I forgot the alt text, even grifters should always have alt text.

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At year 1 = junior engineer
Year 2 = senior engineer
Year 3ish= senior senior engineer
Year 5-19 = ultimate engineer
120 = engineering manager

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Even tho I love Elon I think he should not own Twitter, because it could hurt his feelings, which would hurt us all!

[Yishan @yishan]

And the worst part, the part that is going to hurt ALL OF HUMANITY, is that this will distract from his mission at SpaceX and Tesla, because it's not just going to suck up his time and attention, IT WILL DAMAGE HIS PSYCHE.

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We should start a police to help protect elon. maybe we can call it the tone police.

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@yechielk @ryanisnan @kefimochi Thanks bro! Maybe Elon will finally notice us. Hi elon!

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@crowfeatherdev @ryanisnan @kefimochi Yes! I agree we must make Twitter a safe space for Elon. He's making outer space safe for us, it's the least we can do. I LU Elon!

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@ryanisnan @kefimochi I'm agreeing with you. Kate is v scary. I hope Elon is OK 😢😢😢

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@ryanisnan @kefimochi I totally agree. Elon is being harassed constantly by women. We must protect him at all costs.

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Anyone else at Dreamforce? I’m not.

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Stop normalizing adults taking off a day of work for their cat's birthday

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For everyone who thinks being a startup founder is easy and fun and not a huge sacrifice…This is what I do 3x/day to keep myself alive as a result of health problems that are the direct result of starting a company

[JavaGrifter.eth @javagrifter]

@txidfinder 12099216581

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@txidfinder my wife says I can't because I had an affair in my DMs, can u call me?

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@Pete_Opensea I can't DM people, my wife won't let me because she caught me having an affair on my DMs

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Lost all my ape nfts in the opensea hack plz help

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@saafemooon Thanks can you get my apes back?

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@txidfinder my username