Jax

I'm the most fun I've ever had

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

We almost a year later, I'm pale and white af, and you can still see these line from last year 🤣 oops

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

Its a good thing I'm funny cuz I sure am stupid af sometimes.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@_AnonHater_ Felt that way about Lola blankets. Best blanket I've ever owned.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@DickFitzwell75 The energy I love and need 😘

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

See, the problem with masterbating is I'm so good at it I don't want to stop 🤣 😭 🤣

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@So_Bi_Wanker My cooter be getting real sore 😩 🤣 and batteries die.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

I'm busy.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

A hill I'll happily die on:
Fuuuuuuuck your ESA. You people suck and you abuse the system.
Sincerely, every property manager ever.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

Tracking dolphin pods in Florida.
Instead, I'm a "Senior Daycare Director" aka property manager for a senior community.

[𓆩 ✝ 𓆪 @NglMaya]

if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@NglMaya Hahaha. Tracking dolphin pods in Florida

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

You are not victim. You're sad. AND it will pass.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

Really fucking sad these days. Therapy has been rough.. and you know what? Fuck therapy. It treats you like victim and coddles, even snuggles, in the warmest softest blanket, mentality. Im not a fucking victim. My trauma does not define me. Fuck all that shit.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

Most therapists are there TO EXASPERATE whatever emotional rollercoaster you are on and TAKE ADVANTAGE of that.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@_AnonHater_ Right?!

No profit in clean products tho 😞

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@DickFitzwell75 Its actually so well done tho. So clean.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@_AnonHater_ Bubbler, obviously.

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

You dont. You never move on. You never get over it. You just... settle.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How the fuck do you move on from the person you imagined spending the rest of your life with?

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

This man right here, HATES this woman.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

My heart breaks for her. Never seen a man less bothered about his baby’s gender

[Jax @Jaxtastic420]

@_AnonHater_ @sniperftside This 💯 she "won" 🤣