Jeff Donald

#SciComms guy for @Bayer by trade. Bacon Guy by reputation. Tar Heel by the grace of God. Probably think about @marthastewart more than you do.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Gabby, I don't know you but I think I love you.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Airports....famously the place to go to get a good read on the kids of today.

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation—you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@dieworkwear I’m just engaging with this to get paid so I can buy a nice little house in a walkable neighborhood.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

The world and the US are very different places when people aren't tripping over themselves to work with the US.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

The world order for the last 80 years has revolved around the US. It was the unquestioned alpha. It dictated the terms of the world order, to its great benefit. Wildest thing about America First Trumpism is how quickly the country gave all that up.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@dieworkwear This is fantastic - thank you. Where I live seems to be moth-prone and I’ve lost a few pieces to them. Any tips for protecting nice stuff?

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@CapitalKatie @netflix and here I thought the Megan Fox episode couldn’t have been any better.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Ah, yes. It was DEI that stoked the embers of racism….

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Ah, yes. It was DEI that stoked the embers of racism….

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

When I was a kid, it felt like the last embers of racism were dying out in this country. Then DEI came along & poured kerosene on them. Phenomenal town hall tonight in Springfield, OH.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Thinking about “best country” is a uniquely weird American thing. I don’t think anyone else is keeping rankings.

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

If you’re born in the USA or an American citizen and you put other countries above us, then that’s unpatriotic. That’s it.
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[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Screw the geese though. They’re jerks.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Thought and prayed for the Springfield dogs & cats so we’re good.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Can someone do a Petey Pablo remix?

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@kenzianidiot This is exactly what the crew looked like in my dreams.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Let’s say I have 100 mill so I’d be eligible for this. I make 10% in unrealized gains this year but have to pay 25% tax. So I’m now only worth 107 mill. Where am I going to put my money? Under a ridiculously large bed and earn 0?

[Jason Ai. Williams @GoingParabolic]

Here we go. The unthinkable is being proposed.

Unrealized capital gains tax.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

JFK, Jr.

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

What would you go back and tell your teenage self?

Me: “ok, this is weird but you know that Theo dude on the new Real World? Well, kind of a long story, but….”

[@jason @Jason]

This website is only $12 a month

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Would rather have @Bojangles.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is how chicken is served at the 3-Michelin star Epicure restaurant in Paris, France 😮

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@ChazBeasley This pic looks like a pretty good ticket tbh.

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

@nojumper Just commenting to trigger @wcaseyallen

[Jeff Donald @jeffdonald]

Tell me you’re a trial balloon to give your pollsters something to test without telling me you’re a trial balloon…

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

*BIDEN TOLD ALLY HE IS WEIGHING WHETHER TO CONTINUE IN RACE: NYT