Jeff Boyd

Rocket Scientist🚀Entrepreneur💰Poker♠️Travel✈️Wine🍷Golf🏌🏻Naps💤Louis🐶Family/Friends❤️Pittsburgh🖤💛 | Instagram: jeffrey_boyd

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@WatchAtToms FYI…all the tables you reserved for “corporate freebies” are no-shows. There are 100 open seats and people actually here trying to spend money.

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@AmericaOnlyBro Somebody doesn’t know how physics works 🤔

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@Wendys When did the nuggets shrink so much?

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@MCO @clear Why are the Clear lanes closed so early?!

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@Aestheticsn1 Pittsburgh

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@Mishi_2210 9

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@FLLFlyer Why is the rideshare pickup area protected by a moat? You literally have to walk in the street, into oncoming traffic, to get to the pickup spots. Is this safe?!?!

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@godknowsdgj1 Why would only doctors understand this?! 🤔

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@ChipotleTweets Why is it that when I order a chicken quesadilla on the app, I just receive the ingredients to make a chicken quesadilla, but not an actual chicken quesadilla??? 🤔

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@SouthwestAir I can confirm that the new boarding procedure takes WAY longer. #boo

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@paramountplus @paramountplus Monte Carlo? You’re using B-Roll from 2106?! Time to update!

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@elonmusknews30 @elonmusknews30 Michael Jackson

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@SUBWAY How do your stores just get to close 45 minutes early because they “decided they decided to close early today”?! It’s 7:15!

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@TrueFactsStated Tell me you never got any in high school without telling me

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@RonFilipkowski @RonFilipkowski What’s going to confirm your CTE?

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@sourpatchkidsx I have the screen recording 💁🏻‍♂️

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@liz_churchill10 @liz_churchill10 I was on the same zoom call, it’s not aids. She misunderstood the context.

[Jeff Boyd @jeffrey_boyd]

@enews No Las Vegas marathon this year?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@RonFilipkowski Coming from a guy that looks like an amputated big toe with athletes foot.

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@CLEARken @CLEARcaryn @CarynSeidman What an absolute bait and switch! Conning people into “free” memberships and then HORRIBLE customer service. @AmexBusiness you should really reconsider your partnership…they have an F with the BBB for a reason.