Jenifer Shriver

Anesthesiologist. Placed up for adoption by Kansas and taken by San Francisco. Fiddles around with a wide variety of activities, never mastering any of them.

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@maldoboo Hahaha. Noted.

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@maldoboo I know KC livin' is a struggle. Is it possible to embrace this? It may be the ONLY fun thing? If you could get there.....

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@ConSulInsurance @MartinPengelly That’s next up for me

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@ConSulInsurance 🥳

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@philginsburgsf Any way we can get toilets at all the public parks like Precita? Been meeting with friends outdoors and this has long been a limiting factor. Thanks.

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@LondonBreed Any way we can get some toilets in pubic parks like Precita? It’d help for all those trying to meet up outdoors. Thanks.

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@onepeloton @thechicks I sense a new PR

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations https://t.co/Wi26rEWANz

[San Francisco Department of Emergency Management @SF_emergency]

Drop-in vaccinations for residents in zip codes 94124 & 94134 at Southeast Health Center (2401 Keith St)!

Anyone 65+ or in Phase 1B (childcare workers/educators, food service, emergency service & transit operators) can drop-in daily, 9am-3pm.

Please share to help #VaccinateSF!

[Melissa Shusterman @MelissaForPA]

Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school.
The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[BARRETT JOHNSON @barrettljohnson]

@RepTomEmmer Your appalling cowardice and duplicity has created this situation. You supported a man that you know full well is a lying sociopath - even after he exposed you personally to COVID. How low will you go? You are complicit in the degradation of our democracy.

[BARRETT JOHNSON @barrettljohnson]

@RepTomEmmer I'm truly ashamed to be related to you by marriage. You cannot take the actions you have taken on behalf of Trump without being accountable. You should resign.

[BARRETT JOHNSON @barrettljohnson]

@RepTomEmmer You should be indicted. You’re not stupid. You knew the choices you were making all along and that it could lead to this. You’ve betrayed our country for your political gain.

[Jenifer Shriver @JeniferShriver]

@redwithbedhead A good day, indeed. HBD!

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

The US election is tomorrow.  If you, like me, are tired of horse-race-style reporting, and need to zoom out, I wanna tell you a story. It’s about an ancient force influencing the election. And, as a bonus, it’ll give you an Easter egg to watch for as the returns come in. THREAD

[Cameron @SirCamCarter]

Y’all, please watch this. I’m hollering omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[NEJM @NEJM]

Why has the United States handled this pandemic so badly? The Editors note that although we came into this crisis with enormous advantages, our current political leaders have demonstrated that they are dangerously incompetent.