Global Warming In My Pants

Become ungovernable.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

I will not use WhatsApp, Telegram or any of those. Stop asking. They aren't popular in the US. Only foreign bots ask you to talk on them.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@BocaBola_ It automatically turns on the 10x zoom camera?

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@iheartmindy Enjoy your terrarium.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@iheartmindy @ThatEricAlper I'd use the other end of the spoon.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@Stormi_luv

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@polesnail_ Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@ChelsElaina Mundane. The days just sort of run together.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@Bornakang I miss Burger Chef.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

I was cleaning out an old business couple of years ago. I found the old boxes for Office 2007. I took pictures of the serial numbers, downloaded it when I got home and I've been using it ever since. I'm sure someone is selling older non subscription based copies on marketplace or ebay.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@hthieblot https://t.co/eRwwv64Vwj

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@polesnail_ I'd get it, but someone will beat me there. Plus, I wouldn't know where to go 😂

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@polesnail_ Bruh. My kids mom, my sister AND my last gf.... All had the same name.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@codeofvets @grok Grok straight schooled the moron with facts. Love to see it.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@KSlideStudios The very first intamin 😎

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@BlondeBigot11 Maytag is a bit more hood.

[Midwest Rebel | AP @APBear76]

The blessing and curse of June is all the salty faggots in my comments.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

June 1st - June 30th

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@Doctors__TARDIS God. I don't miss being an admin in that group.

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

Apparently, I'm at Cedar Point too much 😑

[Global Warming In My Pants @JeremyHofecker]

@MomsPostingLs @PiperRockelle Normally I would agree. But girls can definitely be too skinny. This one is about perfect, other than her lack of rack.