Jeremy Clarkson

I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

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@Kazwill77 Amazingly few this year

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Old person musing. I went for a walk with my three year old grand daughter this morning and in addition to all the farm animals, we saw a rabbit, a deer and loads of butterflies and she was constantly amazed. And my God, I was so so happy.

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@KingotNorth1 @AgitatorAK Ha. I’ve never been to a fancy dress party.

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@FaustinoBerlin @7skills2impress It was Performance Car actually.

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@hellomatttteee I may mention this in my newspaper column this weekend

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@RaymorePark I was informed of all this when I had my test. And thankfully, I went ahead. This should be a decision for the individual, not a government.

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Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.

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@Real_Gene_Genie I very much doubt it. They don’t understand business at all.

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@Porridge_Wog Yes. But you have to assume a modicum of intelligence. These things can be explained to the person wanting the test and with the information, he can make a decision.

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@funsterr @willcarling But the Labourites really have stopped it.

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@damian_bal77818 @willcarling I’m afraid not. The Labourites have just stopped it

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@DeAthCardiff Actually, local and national government do most of the damage.

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Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

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@philster76 @FamersDog Plenty of places I’m happy to say.

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@ddm202t6 @dizzyjreview @AmazonMGMStudio Exactly. It’s hilarious how that gets twisted round and every fatso with ironmongery in their face and a Palestine flag in their bio is now online saying I compared disabled people to dogs.

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Brexit enthusiasts: I hope you’re all enjoying the queues at your holiday airports this year.

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@LORDLANGERZ We did that in season one or two. Can’t remember. But do recall it was a disaster.

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@Patriot7ten @RealHawkstone You have some pretty difficult rules on alcohol

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@billygoatgatess @ClarksonsFarm1 I do remember you. That was a fun day

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@JackJon90392628 @ed_lowis We filmed a scene yesterday that truly horrified me. It’s real farming and all my life, I just didn’t know. The animal btw loved it.