Jess Alexandra

My goal is to diversify my tweets, to share my important tweets on unimportant subjects, and to follow my favorite reality stars to make them feel important.

[Jem @JustJem24]

For y’all asking..No I wasn’t ask to do the podcast(I assume mtv wanted to keep the same two hosts).. But I’m gonna do my own thing for y’all (working out the exact details now) so don’t worry y’all will get the real tea from your girl all season 🍷

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@OliviaDBuck I love this. But just clarifying its totally not the same thing if I happened to call former president Trump a narcissist every d. Im pretty reasonable armchair psychologist

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@bakermayfield Or Cyanobacteria. But go with UFO bc it's way less exciting to say the other stuff

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@bakermayfield It's fungus or slime mold. But it can look pretty wild.

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

I am not psychic but have these weird dreams every now and then that have eerily come to fruition recently. In December I dreamed Kobe and Michael Jordan died in a car accident together. Michaels eyes terrify me about being right. #OneLastDance #nba

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

I was at the slam dunk contest where Michael's famous dunk happened so I feel like I can say this with love, Michael was trashed giving tbat speech at Kobes funeral. He needs help. Yellow eyes = jaundice. Not good. Watch it back now. So sad.

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

❤️hearing people bash those that write books online or via text. Like they must know what you have 2 say but failed literacy. Subsequently, these people are usually the biggest sh1t talkers. Just don’t ask them to write that sh1t out. #SocialDistancing #COVID19 #ThoughtForTheDay

[Lordof0dte @TheTradingNinja]

Ok let’s make this

500RT or 1K likes before closing bell I’ll stay on until Friday. Lol

Good luck 😅🌱🧬

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@JosephA16337112 @RobinhoodApp @realDonaldTrump @cnnbrk @FINRA No it was just freezing at the time after I would sell for a huge profit. Conspiracy theorist in me says they blocked me from trading but really just the site messing up.

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

#robinhood #fractionalshares Robinhood should work on the platform it has working before adding more features to create the site. Can’t even buy anything. Worthless.

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

Join Robinhood if you aren’t that concerned about the platform actually working #RobinHood #robinhooddown

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@ARayWhitlock @RobinhoodApp Tvix

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@ARayWhitlock @RobinhoodApp Spy puts or this

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

Food for thought. If @realDonaldTrump didn’t start the #tradewar we wouldn’t have #CoronavirusPandemic China plays dirty and pulled out their backup plan enough time before election 2tank markets & have Trump come begging 4 anything to help him win a 2nd term. It’s China’s game.

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

Let’s get #goodbyerobinhhood trending posting alternatives to this so nightmare of an app. #RobinHood #robinhoodoutage #webull #tdameritrade #marketcrash

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@mxmlkzdh @John_from_68 @RobinhoodApp That should be ridiculous but whatever it autocorrected to seems appropriate as well

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@mxmlkzdh @John_from_68 @RobinhoodApp Any orders getting filled? It’s tufuchkos

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@AskRobinhood If you can’t fill or cancel my orders that you aren’t getting filled, what exactly am I paying for sgsun?

[Jess Alexandra @JessAlexandra3]

@Carl61145418 What?