Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️

Liberal af. Atheist. She | Her | Hers. Fuck ICE. Lover of #TexasHockey and #LeafsForever in the most unlikely of American cities. Defender of most goalies.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

In Pride Month and every measurable unit of time. Happy Pride Month! 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

The only flowers C*l F***e deserves tonight. ⬇️

[x- Chicago Wolves @Chicago_Wolves]

BEST IN THE WEST 🤠

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

@Chicago_Wolves C*l F***e doesn’t deserve any flowers at all.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

All the enhanced security, all the streets shut down and closed businesses who were counting on tonight being A NIGHT, all the fans who had to wait two hours to step foot in MSG…

And for what? To see “President” Pedophile Manchild nap and the Knicks lose? GMAFB. #ETTD 🙄 😔

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

Um, go Marlies? 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤘🏻

[FloHockey @FloHockey]

HISTORY MADE IN THE OHL!

The Brantford Bulldogs selected Sophie Jovanovic 40th overall in the OHL U18 Priority Selection Draft. With the selection, the Wisconsin commit became the first woman ever drafted through the U18 Draft and only the second female player drafted in OHL history.

@OHLHockey | @BulldogsOHL
#ohl

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

Who says this and who even thought this?

[✨💜 King 💜✨ @king_reinhardt]

Guys, it's 2026. Stop saying the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for ally. It stands for asexual and aromantic and agender folks. Kinda feels like you're intentionally leaving us out when you insist on it standing for people who aren't even queer 😒

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

This would be me if I were a cat.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

@blairewilsonprj That’s all he and B***t H****n will ever be to me no matter how their wrongfully deserved careers play out.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

@ThrillaRilla369 O-U-C-H.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

It’s apparent that not even being physically abusive toward other men is disqualifying in this fuckass league. 🙄 😔

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

It’s National Best Friends Day, y’all say?

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

@gayguycandleco Don’t promise us a good time!

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

Every hockey playoff season, I wish some of the players would trim their beards and keep them neat.

I know they’re distracted, dgaf, and will most likely shave once the playoffs are over, but still.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

I love seeing *that* “fanbase” lose their shit over being called out because everyone knows they’re horrible. 😈

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

While doing research on Jakub Dobeš, it’s led me to wonder what’s happened to Samuel Montembeault.

Did he and his wife have their child yet? Did he fall off the face of the Earth? Is he injured?

What’s the deal?

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

Um, go Marlies? 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤘🏻

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Agreed.

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

The Puffs, every time.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

The Big Question: The hard Cheetos or the soft Puffs?

[Jess Is Goalie Down During The Offseason 🥅 ⚜️ @JessFromThe504]

This is a very sincere message to *that* entire organization, and I mean this with all of my heart.