jess

[jess @jessiethompy]

Take that carpet out, first and foremost

[gaut @0xgaut]

What would you do with this room in the house

[jess @jessiethompy]

The day I can online shop for perfumes with little smell samples through the screen is the day I’ll really be impressed with AI

[jess @jessiethompy]

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside

[casey @kc4congress]

it’s cold as FUCK outside

[jess @jessiethompy]

Ubering to the airport and tell me why my driver is having storytime about plane crashes #shh 🤦🏼‍♀️

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"

[jess @jessiethompy]

Ignorance is bliss, but wisdom is freedom

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

me and the girls in 4th grade at recess playing warrior cats

[jess @jessiethompy]

In this economy I’m about to start extreme couponing 💀

[jess @jessiethompy]

@ashleydaiglee Venmo feed was blowing up 🤣 put your money where your mouth is Michael!

[Lalah Delia 📖 @LalahDelia]

What entertains you, is not the same as what sustains you.
Stay mindful. Seek balance daily.

[jess @jessiethompy]

@tiacici_ Fuck Robert, marry Jake, kill Jason

[jess @jessiethompy]

You be the book, I’ll be the binding
You be the words, I’ll be the rhyming

[jess @jessiethompy]

What kind of beast names their baby child David McDavid 😩

[jess @jessiethompy]

My toxic trait? My bedside drawer is full of snacks

[jess @jessiethompy]

We shed time, not dimes, baby

[jess @jessiethompy]

The vibes for 2022

[brown sauce @Itsbradleee]

never deleting this app

[jess @jessiethompy]

Dear diary January 1st, 2022, I LOVE that for youuuuu !!!!!

Bye bitch!!!!! Xoxo 💋 jessie

[jess @jessiethompy]

Fried rice and onion soup 🔐

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

Finish the sentence.
In 2022, I will have more __________.

[jess @jessiethompy]

Godmode: making a to-do list and absolutely crushing it ✔️

[Checko Spinz @checkospinz]

Stop djing we need lawyers