Ladio (rhymes with radio)

6'4 girl from a future where sega won the console war and rollerblading beat out skateboarding, I'm here to fix the timeline
minors dni

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

the doctor cut off my balls during the orchiectomy and they hit the hospital floor like rock lee's training weights

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

they gotta make a gym thats not just doing homework for your body

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

i started rollerblading cause i wanted to run like shadow the hedgehog

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

you think youd be king in Meet and Fuck Kingdom? buddy youd be a serf at best. youd be edging to pay a pitiful tribute to the Meet and Fuck vassal

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@theallergygirl when i was a little fat kid i would put a chick fil a sandwich inside a baconator from wendys and call it a chickfilaconator

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

theyre calling it the sweatiest day of the year

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@polypocketknife i feel like were not even that rare, were just a lot quieter about it, theres no top trans woman stereotypes like puppygirls for bottoms

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@butchswagapino drooling

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@smelliotaldersn i bought them at the mall

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

they got BowserFart.gif in there

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

the creature was actually really cute so shes my girlfriend now

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

got attacked by a strange creature in the subway

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

got attacked by a strange creature in the subway

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@HickoryHickey @astro__pallas hey dats me! but nah i wasnt at an ikea lol

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@PastelPinj @pocarisweat_jp theyre rollerblade lightinings that i put the rollerblade flow frames on, they're 5x80 rockered. im literally obsessed with them, i just spin around while riding on the streets lol

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

.@pocarisweat_jp i fuck with the vision, lets link and build this summer

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@internet_hottie not to get political but im anti pepper

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

of course youre antivegetable, everyone is 12 now

[LanaBanana ☭🍌🇵🇸🇭🇷 @floridiancrack]

Every day I am reminded that as a slavic woman I am nothing but a porn category to so many people

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

"if you put lipstick on a pig its still a pig"
okay but what if the pig never thought she could look that pretty? what if she thought pigs werent allowed to wear makeup? what if she cant think about anything but the image of herself in lipstick in the mirror?

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@HickoryHickey wait they should make a movie about that

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

the reviews are in!

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

@muttmoding nah ive never played destiny, marathons like the first aaa game ive gotten into in years