Judy Gold

🎟️ See me live! Read my book “Yes I Can Say That”

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

This Spring and Summer I’m everywhere from #Toronto to #Ptown to my gastroenterologist’s office. Get your tickets at the link in my bio. If there’s no link for the show you want, check back later. Sometimes it takes them a minute to get the details together! #comedy #standup #funny

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

One of the highlights of my career was appearing on @colbertlateshow with @colbert. I was honored to sit beside Stephen Colbert at the Ed Sullivan Theater. He’s a national treasure who has fearlessly — and hilariously — spoken truth to power for years. I can’t wait to see what’s next for him.

Thank you to Stephen and the entire staff of The Late Show for 11 years of comedic brilliance. #funny #comedy #freespeech #firstamendment

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Let me know in the comments what size car you’re taking to the Brooklyn Improv tonight to my show. Tickets at the link in my bio. #brooklyn #comedy #mothersday #standup

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

I’m a cockeyed optimist, okay?! Come see my optimism this Sunday, #mothersday at the @brooklynimprov in #brooklyn. Tickets at the link in my bio! #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Come see me in #Charlotte tonight! And I guess leave your row and seat number in the comments. See you soon at the @carolinatheatreclt! #comedy #standup #northcarolina #comic

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Get your tickets at the link in my bio, #charlotte! This Thursday at the @carolinatheatreclt! Bring your mom for #mothersday - especially if her name is Charlotte. #standup #comedy

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Come see me in #charlotte at the @carolinatheatreclt or in #brooklyn at the @brooklynimprov this week! Tickets at the link in my bio. #standup #comedy #mothersday

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

May 7, #Charlotte North Carolina, I’m coming for you! And don’t tell me I’m too loud, this is the correct level of Shabbat Shalominess for a Saturday morning, okay? Tickets at the link in my bio, #northcarolina!

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Life on the road is usually NOT glamorous; but today is one of the rare exceptions!!! #bts #behindthescenes #standup #roadlife #toronto

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

No one cares if you didn’t like the joke. Get over it.

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

When the come for the comedians we’re all in trouble. And we’re in BIG trouble. #kimmel #freespeech #comedy @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmellive

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

@jasonllevin 💯

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

@FLOTUS OMG. REALLY? And great use of punctuation.

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Only the foolish and weak would blame a comedian’s words for a heinous act of political violence. Stop it. #getamirror

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Did I miss my calling?! #comedy #jewish #uws #foodtruck #fastfood

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Happy #Lesbian Visibility Day to my sole-mate. #dar #lgbtq🌈 #wlw #fish

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Customer service, or bribery? What would you consider free ruggelachchchchch to be? #comedy #foodtruck #customerservice #uws #jewish @ManischewitzCo

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Ok, settle a debate in the comments; do you call it a: Frankfurter, Weiner, Hot Dog, or Meat Whistle? #foodtruck #comedy #funny #jewish #uws @ManischewitzCo

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Will this bit actually work Thursday, May 7 at the Carolina Theater in Charlotte, NC? Only one way to find out. Tickets at the link in my bio! #charlotte #northcarolina #comedy #standup

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Tomorrow, April 21st from 1-3pm I’ll be living every Jew’s dream and working on the @manischewitzco truck slinging knishes and egg rolls to support the @lawfareproject! Come buy a hot dog from me on Amsterdam Avenue near 73rd and 74th streets. #jewish #nyc #comedy #funny #uws