not matt

chronic mets and knicks fan. ohio state alum. he/him.

[Matthew Petti @matthew_petti]

I do think the AI extinction risk stuff is fake hype just not for the reasons everyone else does. The tech companies are really building powerful machines, that part is real, but they want everyone talking in far-off science fiction terms to avoid questions of near term liability

[Liz Franczak @liz_franczak]

look at my elites dawg

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If there was any remaining questions as to whether there was any constituency for Harris 2020-style institutionalist left-liberalism this should completely settle it. Voters on the left want the left. Period. End of story.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

CROOKED ZEBRAS PROTOCOLS ACTIVATED

[not matt @jewishmatt]

@LMastro99 @throwthedamball you’re a legend

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if you don’t want them to score then don’t let them score lol

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Catch of the trip ! 23” brown . Thank you beautiful fish !

[not matt @jewishmatt]

I’m a great husband

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

Bills Burr

[not matt @jewishmatt]

crazy how much better this is than Thursday Night Football

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Stephanie's speaking with Alexia about the Spain drama. #RHOM is all-new TOMORROW!

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

If you won your FAAB bids, you’re a god amongst men and those players will be league winners. Congrats! If you lost your FAAB bids, it was a blessing in disguise and your leaguemate saved you from yourself. Close call!

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

The Mets' Wild Card lead is shrinking:

https://t.co/SRpFyT5DIk

[not matt @jewishmatt]

my QB only needs to play in the 1st half, what about yours

[Big Ten Football @B1Gfootball]

Julian Sayin had a record-breaking day in his second career start 💥

📍 @ifs #PlayerOfTheWeek

[Anthony Lawson @esquireanthony1]

Allen Lamar isn't even football anymore It's Football 2

[not matt @jewishmatt]

the jets. the fucking jets