Jez

Opinionated broad. (s/h) See more : 🎥 IG:

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@TDBank_US Update: your spambot replied and connected me to a lower level customer service employee named Christopher, who said he was escalating our chat and to please hold. No one has replied to my messages for twenty minutes, so I guess he… forgot I exist?

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

Explain to me why @TDBank_US is handling me being a victim of card fraud by asking me to pay $32 for 2-3 day delivery of a new card… or wait 10 days (!!) for a new one to arrive for free. They have ALL of my money so I guess I just starve til then? What a disgusting cash grab.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@TDBank_US I DMed your spambot, and it immediately replied, asking for details. But when I answered, i got only unhelpful auto texts. When customer service (presumably overseas) finally reached out at 3am, they closed my case by 3:30 bc I didn’t immediately reply. You’re the worst.

[borkedsys @borkedsys]

Most of what we call “human nature” is just people fighting inside a scarcity machine. Remove the pressure and behaviour shifts... people relax, cooperate, create. Not because we become angels, but because the environment stops punishing us for breathing.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

Just trying to get some clarity on how long I’ll be in this corset #dra... https://t.co/cv1ZS6sWyG via @YouTube

[tiddy cent. @starcades]

the girl with the big tiddies and glasses will save you, trust me

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@taylorsschumann I need to know how many fridges this person has.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@joeybear85 Rice & black beans together make a complete protein so this is my go to when I cannot meat.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@valorsdad I genuinely forget that people who aren’t impacted will go VERY FAR out of their way to avoid being impacted! It takes so much precious card to avoid having to realize “oh right this is an actual problem.” But I guess that’s why they call it fragility.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

Honestly I’m forever forgetting that people don’t want things to be better so much as they want everyone to shut up and stop making them feel bad about it. 🫠

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@cathrynlavery @cdpalmer08 Nah, your take was ice cold bc it insulted how others live. If you tweeted “I don’t feel cool having friends lift heavy stuff on my behalf” no one would have said a thing. Instead l, you were prescriptive and judgy about how “adults” should behave.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@twain53 @ashleygraham @tiffanyleigh Aw poor thing, imagine thinking this is an appropriate way to talk to strangers. Wishing you growth and healing in 2023!

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@AnnaKeesey @fkamorena Even in that context it’s problematic in multiple ways. “The target audience is not you” doesn’t make the author’s misconduct or the way the way trauma patients’ bodies and appearances are assessed for their sexual attractiveness okay or appropriate. This book has issues.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@fkamorena @JeezLoueez On the clock app there is a good vid by no.niche.therapist recommending ten or twelve alternatives to read instead!

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@christapeterso Why did I immediately read AGP as “a giant 🐱”? I’ll be right back, I gotta go touch some grass.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@calebsmith203 I literally stand in the airport bookstore reading the first few pages to see if it sucks me in or not for this exact reason!

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@SummerDietitian @lean_minded @thefatdoctoruk Yikes I hope you don’t have fat clients if this is how you talk about them

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@nomadicmatt I got some hate mail today from a (non) fan today too 👍 it’s sad people choose to spend their holidays being miserable like that.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@Thegraveisnobar @ashleygraham @tiffanyleigh Diabetes is a very serious disease that is unfortunately critically underdiagnosed in thin patients due to widespread fatphobia (thin folks aren’t tested) and this lead to unnecessary death and disability. Congrats on pushing fatphobic thinking that harms ppl to all sizes.

[Jez @jezebelexpress]

@Henswor1Douglas @YoungBernie88 @AmberRayOfGrain @NonsenseEnd @mayitagordita_ Enjoy your fatphobia! You’re too committed to doing harm for me to speak with any further.