Jeff Wild

I write things on the tv and run a business that keeps pools clean

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Good morning to everyone accept grammar Nazis

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@GL_Costanza That’s the cross you bear playing as a single - you just deal with it

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@goyvisions Hopefully he at least charged you for his time. If you wanted to fix it you should’ve figured out what was wrong with it and fixed it. Not complain about the guy who you called and then figured it out for you

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@ycinnewyork She is a jerk but I don’t see anyone standing around waiting and I do see a few empty seats

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@FitnessEmpiree 47 lifting 3-4 times a week. Lifting more weight than I did at 27 and feel good

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@AkadeBemsen Forbidden 😂 I’d do it just to see what happens… I bet it releases an ancient curse

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@mountainwesttax My friend gave me the best advice when we had kids…

Whatever the stage is, good or bad, don’t get used to it.

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It’s so amazing to me how iPhone will have an update and then something as simple as the PHONE APP will work worse and be is less intuitive.

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@cybelethebest Zero chance OP even has kids and if they do they are the most insufferable kind of parent that no other parent wants to ever hang with

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@NickRunsAds @Tannermullen lol Friday evening I just assume I lost that customer bc I ain’t texting back!

Narrator: but he does. He does text back and he makes it right on his Saturday

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@UncensoredMan83 @stoolpresidente Haha I honestly think this is Caleb’s burner acct now.

You understand how sports games work right? Someone can have an abysmal game. And then play very well at other points in time right?

Is your take that his stats v Texans was good? This was a great game for a QB?

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@StumpGuyTy @Joecattle101 @Karma_Bull Bro you made realtor twitter big mad by…

Checks notes…

house hunting

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@Karma_Bull @Joecattle101 @StumpGuyTy Why is following up in sales such an absurd notion? I’ll agree if none of them did then maybe there’s a common denominator. But who’s going to win the long game? The realtor who shows up and whines about it or the one who takes 3 min to send a follow up and gets a sale in 12 mos?

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@Karma_Bull @Joecattle101 @StumpGuyTy That’s totally fine. I’m in service industry and ppl waste my time all the time and some turn into money and some don’t - I don’t know why so many realtors feel exempt from basic sales practices

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@UncensoredMan83 @stoolpresidente Haha 🤣 ok Caleb had a a great game two years later and you’re searching up things from the past. What’re you even doing?

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@Joecattle101 @StumpGuyTy @Karma_Bull Tbf he said they “probably” aren’t buying anytime soon. I interpret that as if the house sparks magic that could all change

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@medstudNP @SportMDAnalysis I have Zay Ladd and Kyler Murray lolll 😭 bad bad day

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@RetroNewsNow She’s being obstinate. He’s being a dick. But the real issue here is his final dig… put the chicken between her knees? Like wth does that even mean? Makes no sense. If he means between her thighs or in her vagina he needs to be clearer, otherwise this is too vague

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@Snorres3dda @privategolfacs I can’t argue that America isn’t a self centered ego driven society propelled by capitalism and the ever growing desire for more. You are right. And this last paragraph of yours does not come across as angry, it’s much more measured, in comparison to your first.

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@Snorres3dda @privategolfacs Maybe your intent was lost in translation. But you come across as very angry and bitter towards Americans, almost to the point that it presents as envy.