Lord Jiga ☦️

I simply am not there.

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.

[•two belt duru• @feelmyn0thing]

no matter how good the coochie is, i am not going to no cele church with you

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

“you like this your shirt o”

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[uu @um33m3]

every time i show vulnerability it makes me wanna kill myself

[BIG AYØ🪵🍃 @dfw_olat_ay]

A girl just called me a evil narcissistic manipulator, I needed that.
Thought I was losing my spark for a minute🥲

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[wale𓅓 @0xwale]

you no fit win argument with atheist wey guide

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Gayatollah HIMenei 🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[AjeLojuOnile😂❤️ @paragayoudothis]

my parents for just sleep that night, omo me I don tire o.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Gents, there are proper ladies out there who were raised in a peaceful loving households

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

what if a make-a-wish kid say he want sum p*ssy what they gon do

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

I first think sey na yam and egg sauce.