Jill Hopkins

New Media and Civic Events Producer @MetroChicago/@GmanTavern/@SmartBar Host: Making Beyoncé, and The Opus podcasts Live host: @TheMoth Writer, Chicagoan

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Is this thing on?

Come have fun with us at this BONKERS lineup at @thepapermachete tomorrow afternoon at @thegreenmill
THEY’RE LETTING ME HOST!!!!

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I was simply not prepared for an actually competitive football game. I was planning to take a nap and now I’m awake and upset.

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@JamiroquaiHQ I swear to god, do not play with my emotions like this

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@heyyitsjanea Yes

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So the thing I wanted to happen didn’t happen, but maybe a bunch of crappy people lost a bunch of money anyway?
And I had a good sandwich today?

Still a win for ol’ Jillaroo.

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@AdamAAbdalla The timing 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

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@AdamAAbdalla I had things to say about the ill fitting suit, about the fact that yung Tyson is clearly not a reporter, and then bam. Full butt.

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That was Mike Tyson’s entire butt ass booty so I guess we gotta just be ready for whatever

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I’m going to be here still for a while because I’m a bit of a masochist, but let’s hang out over there too.

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@FlavorFlav

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@Bruce_Cares Rich people spend money too.
Plus, he was married three times. And I’m willing to bet he put every one of the people in this photograph through school.

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My 2025 good deed will be getting decent seats to see My Chemical Romance, leaving after DEVO, and passing along my seats to some kids in crappier seats on my way out.

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@dmihalopoulos Dan, this is not funny but I am laughing.

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When I was young and people wanted to bring this aesthetic back, they just made swing dancing popular again. They didn’t try to upend democracy about it.
I bet these dummies can’t even Lindy Hop.

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

The end result of Project 2025

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I also saw this truck yesterday and it made up for the musk mobile with its honest self-awareness.

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Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild yesterday.
Why was it brown?

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@Duszynski116 Never seen one in real life, no. Just lucky, I guess.
It was, of course, at the corner of North/Milwaukee/Damen.

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@curlyfro They treated the wedding like a rent party. They needed a doorman handing out solo cups.

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I’m taking a nap later.
No one can stop me, I’m grown.

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John Cena needs to be more discerning with his follows.

There is no reason to be following half of humanity.

You too, Melissa Joan Hart!