If your friends aren't talking about:
• Walking children in nature
• Teleporting to Mars
• Acting!
• Their father fucking Marlene Dietrich
• Getting jiggy and wiggy
• Changing your costume Mimi
• The time they found a dead body
It's time to find new friends.
If your friends aren't talking about:
• Claude
• Perplexity Computer
• Openclaw
• Fitness
• Investing
• Ownership
• Automated workflows
It's time to find new friends.
I’ve watched two new movies this month where a man uses an entire intact paper towel roll to absorb a spill instead of tearing off paper towels to clean it. Are people just wasting entire rolls like this irl?
'Saturday Night Live' boss Lorne Michaels reveals that one of his biggest challenges during season 1 involved the show's music: 'The television audio guy was not thrilled.' https://t.co/Jgt2lt115P
Who are the new cast members on 'Saturday Night Live' season 51? Here's what to know about the five new featured players: Ben Marshall, Tommy Brennan, Jeremy Culhane, Kam Patterson, and Veronika Slowikowska. https://t.co/RfDViCO5jA
Amid a flood of 'Saturday Night Live' cast changes, Scarlett Johansson confirms hubby and longtime 'Weekend Update' anchor Colin Jost will be back for season 51: 'He's going back to work.' https://t.co/hQHcyrxZeD
Devon Walker becomes first #SNL cast member to exit ahead of season 51: "Me and the show did 3 years together, and sometimes it was really cool. Sometimes it was toxic as hell. But we did what we made the most of what it was"
https://t.co/4bqLhHpyDA
The White House issued an intimidating statement to EW about 'The View' being 'pulled off the air' after cohost Joy Behar said Donald Trump was 'jealous of' Barack Obama because president isn't 'trim' https://t.co/u7lVHm9Vgm
Bowen explains what was going on with Chloe during Quinta episode goodnights: "Chloe was asking where Sabrina Carpenter was because she was in the monologue...I was just hurriedly telling everybody I think she had to leave and go somewhere"
#SNL#SNL50
https://t.co/Ni3UpOXe2r
Bowen Yang explains why he was so emotional on the #SNL season 50 finale: 'I need to savor these moments before I don't have them anymore' - but gives a coy response when asked if that means he's not coming back 👀
https://t.co/Ni3UpOXe2r