John Martin

Retired England fan but condemned to be a Posh fan for life. Tweets random comments & bad jokes. Loving life with my special lady @karyngypsy

[John Martin @Jocky63]

I consider anyone who doesn't cut a cross into their #brusselsprouts to be in league with the devil and therefore should be burned at the stake

[John Martin @Jocky63]

@peterboroughtel Fairplay to the young lady for this effort but the story doesn't seem to mention that the guy was a thief and jumped in the river in an attempt to evade arrest

[John Martin @Jocky63]

To the 76% of the electorate that didn't vote in the mayoral election, you should be ashamed of yourselves. People died to get you the right to chose your leaders! and we've got #paulbristow lord help us #Peterborough

[John Martin @Jocky63]

Going to sit in the local supermarket car park later just to watch people have a meltdown when they find it closed #Easter

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Just seen the legend that is the club Dr Nnochiri resplendent in his orange/pink jacket. I'm taking this as a good omen for Sunday #pufc

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Hey @BBCSport in your rush to award two time winners #BirminghamCity the 2025 #EFLTrophy you keep forgetting that #pufc are also two time winners and the current holders. How about a little less bias?

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@PTAlanSwann Persistence pays off. Hard work rewarded MOM Odoh

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@BerridgeP4 A pretty blinkered view for a 100+ minutes they didn't play like a team with 10 men. Typical Ainsworth physical approach but we were never safe until the 3rd went in. Seen far worse this season #pufc

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🏆 Watch the #VertuTrophy Semi-Final draw LIVE! 👇 https://t.co/b2wYheWRAq

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@dagreen_uk @theposh Since when was Thursday a football night? Nice to know we lie somewhere below Accrington Stanley in the pecking order. Last chance to visit Goodison as well

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As usual I've wired up the front door handle to the mains. That should deter any little bugger daft enough to #trickortreat

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My amazing wife has just opened my nightcap beer with her toothbrush when all other methods failed. That's why I married an Aussie

[John Martin @Jocky63]

Hey @OakhamAles look what my amazing wife crafted in honour of our favourite beer #citra

[John Martin @Jocky63]

Happy #BakewellTart day everyone

[John Martin @Jocky63]

@geordiecfc @SkyHelpTeam Just watched the advert and no mention that sky+ boxes weren't compatible. Absolute joke paying £71.50 a month

[John Martin @Jocky63]

Hi why can't I access sky sports + match choice on my sky + box? @SkyHelpTeam

[John Martin @Jocky63]

@dagreen_uk Evidently I have a Sky+ box which doesn't support the multi game feature something Sky have neglected to tell me

[John Martin @Jocky63]

Why can't I access the match menu on #skysports+ all I can get is the live match. No red button no choice

[John Martin @Jocky63]

@RespectIsVital You can fuck right off spouting this kind of shit. Violent criminals should be treated with an appropriate level of violence when being apprehended. In any sane society the policeman would be praised for his arrest of a violent thug

[John Martin @Jocky63]

@darrengrimes It's a bloody selfish way to top yourself. I can't imagine how the train driver would feel. If you're that desperate to end it all a couple of packets of paracetamols should do the trick. Zero sympathy for the loser that caused this