Jodie Jane

“Every day is an adventure with Jodie” - my Uber driver

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@ITVXhelp Firestick AND Samsung TV. Reinstalling won’t fix the issue and I see others with the same issue so this goes beyond your users having to try and fix it themselves.

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@ITVXhelp your app is fucking awful, across all platforms have to restart shows after ad breaks cause it just won’t load the programme again

[😶‍🌫️💲 @80sbabymook]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit]

he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I can't work out how to use the milk jug at Greggs. For nearly a decade I have tried every iteration of pouring and pressing the button at the top of the handle, but no more than a dribble of milk ever comes out.

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@ROWNTREES It’s not about the shapes - I didn’t get a single Jelly Tot or Fruit Gum, it was a full packet of Fruit Pastilles 😂

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@ROWNTREES is anyone missing Fruit Pastilles from their Pick & Mix cause I got all of them? At least I get to ‘mix it up’ with the flavour options…

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@JayDingwall Mum always bought whatever strips were on sale and safe to not get battered wearing

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

Holiday highlight

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@JayDingwall Oh shut up you did this to yourself

[The G.O.U.T @jonathannalmond]

Had a call from cat protection that they can take Tucci on Tuesday. Really gonna miss him and it’s killing me to need to take him to a shelter. So my last try.

If anyone wants a loving, playful cat who is chipped and neutered get in touch. Must be the only pet in the house hold.

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@JayDingwall Hahaha nooo honestly just end me 🙃

[lewisjwr ☆★ @lewisjwr]

Spotted this continuity error in TITANIC.

As the ship is sinking this guy starts singing “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio. The Titanic sank in 1912, “Gangsta’s Paradise” wasn’t released until 1995, over 80 years AFTER Titanic sank. A bit of an embarrassing mistake really 😬😬

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

@jonathannalmond @JayDingwall FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK IS EVEN WORSE DON’T EVEN START

[Jodie Jane @Jodzz]

Know what I’ve just discovered is the worst thing about being a singing sponge to the last song I’ve heard? Looping over and over out loud and in my head until I hear something else…

Living with a fucking English man during the World Cup.