Joe🇸🇱

BSc (Hons) Computer Science student at University of Salford. Full of bad football opinions.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

Hi all, going to be attempting to run 60k over the course of the month this Movember to raise money and awareness for men’s mental health. Donations are in no way required but would be massively appreciated, thanks! #wafc

https://t.co/8IH8sC97aR

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

For now though, that’s me done with this shite app for the foreseeable future. Ta ra 👋

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

Slowly coming to the peaceful conclusion that I’ll never see my country win a trophy in football.

But hey it’s been a good ride. And we’ve got the Euros in 2 years time to go through all the fun times and the heartbreak again.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@WiganHooligan I’ve got an active imagination 🤷‍♂️

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

Nah.

We’ve probably got everyone else in Latin America supporting us but I doubt it’s any more than that.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

For the first time in Football history, this is the whole world on Wednesday night:

[Billy Simpkin @Hehehehesiii]

Dan burn to messi, thank you barkeep

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

Going Burscough if any Argies want a kebab lobbed at their head.

[Cutzy 🇩🇯 @OfficialCutzy]

Shouldn't be as nervous as I currently am. England are better than Argentina. England are better than Argentina. England are better than Argentina. England are better than Argentina. England are better than Argentina. England are better than Argentina.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@PKendrickWIG Wolves did the same thing for Jimenez in the Mexico game, to be fair

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@theneedledrop You should review this https://t.co/0KIXNUognx

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@JP3RS48_91 I get that you’re a United fan, but the absolute last thing we should be doing in a World Cup semi final is starting a player who hasn’t had a single minute yet.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

Woke up.
Feel sick.
Either gonna be the best or the worst experience I've had so far watching England.
Come on.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

As for every other third world nation in Afro-Eurasia, they’re probably all just huge fans of Messi.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

The 12 people in China that care about football are probably still bitter about the opioid war. Japan and South Korea are upset that Oasis is mogging every one of their shite pop stars right now.

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@Element_M1ller What, the shirt or the person wearing it?

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@AdrianM07354822 @jclear06 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me 🏴‍☠️

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@jclear06 When someone’s no longer going to the the PM, they stop having Israel breathing down their neck. 🤷‍♂️

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@BasilTheGreat Yo ho 🏴‍☠️

[Joe🇸🇱 @joeh50]

@LaticsOfficial Cracker.

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

England is probably at its most divided its ever been in my life time currently with the left and right extremes kicking off and the political instability - I truly think winning a World Cup is exactly what the country needs to get back on track to being a great country again.