Joe Kilgallon

Comedian,Actor,& Podcast Host of @joekilgallonpod. Hours of Stand Up Comedy on Youtube! Tiktok = joekilgalloncomedy Tour dates click link below!

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In front of the GOAT statue with an announcement!

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Cubs fans, the Conforto haters are quiet these days.

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As a St. Pat’s grad this tracks

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

thieneman looks like a st. pats grad that already has a job lined up with the CFD, I see no issues

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

Launch day for my book!

My First Trip to the Bleachers!

Let’s make a deal, if the cubs score 10 today, you gotta buy a copy.

#BleacherBook

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Carson Kelly’s ear piece malfunctioned. Used to happen to Yogi Berra all the time.

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Baseball season should never start before April 1st and Football should never start before September 1st.

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Sadly the Cubs can’t sell beer the rest of the season. They lost their opener.

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Any Cubs fans in the phoenix area tonight?? 7pm in Chandler! Let’s go!

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@crawlyscubs @SonRanto @Dempster46 Thanks Crawly! Can’t wait for the season to start!

[Crawly's Cubs Kingdom @crawlyscubs]

#Cubs fans!!

Will you going to the game in Mesa today and tomorrow and are looking for something fun to do afterwards? Check out my guy and big Cubs fan @joekilgallon who will be performing standup in Chandler AZ tonight and tomorrow!
Check him out! You won’t regret it!

[Chad McDaniel @chadillacranch3]

@98KUPD @HMSon98

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Any Cubs fans going to be in Mesa this weekend? I’ll be performing in nearby Chandler, AZ! Let’s laugh and the calmly discuss lineup construction!

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My Cubs lineup for 2026:
1. Busch 1B
2. Happ LF
3. Bregman 3B
4. PCA CF
5. Suzuki RF
6. Hoerner 2B
7. Swanson SS
8. Mo Baller DH
9. Kelly C

I know a lot of you like Nico near the top, but his incredible contact rate deserves runners in front of him

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@JethroScarecrow @RockBottom_17 @Chicago_NFL They should be the Jersey Jets and Giants. Teams should rep where they play.

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@Chicago_NFL Without traffic and skyway cost. Also, ask any one who lives in the city how often they would visit or date someone who lives in Hammond.

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@LagniappeYapYap @ChiBearsMuse I’ll root for them if they change their name. We Real Chicagoans don’t let people claim Chicago if they don’t live here.

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@ChiBearsMuse Why can’t you root for the Finland Bears?

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@CarlsBeef No. If you leave Chicago, you are no longer get to claim Chicago. If they stay in the county I’m cool with them keeping the name.

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I’d respect them more if they did change to the Indiana Bears. All those other teams should change too. Don’t rep a city you don’t even care to contribute too.

[BearsMuse @ChiBearsMuse]

Before Bears fans start to panic about the potential name change for the Chicago Bears, remember that:

New York Giants & Jets — Plays in New Jersey
San Francisco 49ers — Plays in Santa Clara California
Dallas Cowboys — Plays in Arlington Texas
Los Angeles Rams & Chargers — Plays in Inglewood, California
Buffalo Bills — Plays in Orchard Park New York

We’re moving 20 minutes away from Soldier Field… they’re still going to be the Chicago Bears, relax.

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@ChiBearsMuse I’d respect them more if they did change to the Indiana Bears. All those other teams should change too. Don’t rep a city you don’t even care to contribute too.