Joe Shine

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@go1dwing One time I was at a football match and I noticed this guy wearing an textured all-grey tracksuit and a really clean haircut. About a year later I was boarding a plane to Amsterdam and I saw the exact same guy wearing the exact same clothes with the same haircut.

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

It is because the APP is only giving me 15xp per lesson. Why is this?

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@duolingo my account (JoeShine95) has a problem. I am supposed to be getting triple XP, but I'm only getting 1.5X. Please help!

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

*David Lammy continues to wonder why he has never been a frontbencher*...

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Oh good, a white man defining what racism is and isn’t. Thanks.
https://t.co/eRE0BWWHVv

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

Yeah hayfever has got me bad today as well. Hang in there x https://t.co/PNqc4M6h99

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

In a world we’re we only share our strengths and highlights, I thought I’d post the video I shared with my boyfriend the moment I found out the Gov. were tabling a Government Bill to outlaw #upskirting.

That bill is being tabled today. It’s been a long, hard road getting here.

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@AskPS_UK hey guys, I received an email saying my sign-in ID has been changed and it wasn't me that did it. What do I do? I can't get onto my account

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@billburr you killed it tonight. Thanks for gracing the UK with your presence

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

Stephen Hawking was a great example of someone who never let the obstacles life threw in his way stop him from following his dreams. Such an inspiration. RIP

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@TGH1972 As if

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

The UK trying to intimidate Russia is like a Jack Russell piping up to a Rottweiler... What exactly will we do if they don't reply by midnight?

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

That's the first penalty Petr Cech has saved for Arsenal. And it was against Mr Troy 'Cojones' Deeney, which makes it even sweeter @T_Deeney

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@Independent Noticed that you referred to Nick Bailey as a Sgt when he is a Detective Sergeant. Also, you've spelt sergeant with a j... https://t.co/N8XpU6XaFZ

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@DavidLammy Looks like you owe me a beer ;)

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@mike_corris @billburr Definitely. I can't wait!

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@billburr Hey, I'm sure you've had lots of people complaing about how Ticketmaster fucked them over for your show in London. Is there anything you could do at all? You're my fav comedian and I am so pissed that I won't be able to see you now :(

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@MoiAliEdinburgh Could not agree more. Whistleblowing has uncovered some of the most tragic injustices in our society, yet some seem to take on a gang mentality approach to people who speak out

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

@JordanRLyons I wish that word mansplaining was banned

[Joe Shine @joeshine95]

Zing zing, how will Corbyn ever recover :(( https://t.co/WBUzJTSdQb

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

A zinger from May to Corbyn “Thank you for reminding me about #InternationalWomensDay. I think they call it mansplaining” #PMQs