Joe Stowell.

Inventor of the phrase cheers thanks cheers for my awkwardness at checkout situations.

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

HE’A OUR CENTRE HALF 😍

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Zendaya complains Tom Holland is so obsessed with the Asda rewards app, it’s become his whole personality

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England and France in the semi finals after stinking out the tournament

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

One will see you later the other in a while

[Ryan @LestahRaz]

“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice

[Joe Stowell. @JoeStowell9]

@ElReedio The gift that keeps on giving.

[Football Remind ⚽️ @FootballRemind]

Liverpool fans leaving work this afternoon…

#LFC #Klopp

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit

Me, 15 minutes later:

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

well-deserved, IMO

[Joe Stowell. @JoeStowell9]

@NFLUK @Colts Random team generator. Go @steelers

[Joe Stowell. @JoeStowell9]

@ElReedio @joefreeman9 @NFLUK @mattybut @joefreeman9 Nintendo 64

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Road rage star Ronnie Pickering joins line-up for Strictly Come Dancing 2023

[Joe Stowell. @JoeStowell9]

@ElReedio @FakeShowbizNews

[Joe Stowell. @JoeStowell9]

@ElReedio @FakeShowbizNews I’ll take that. Absolutely love that account, always cracks me up