Joel McHale

Meticulously trimming my beard currently

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Go watch @gerrydee in his new @NetflixIsAJoke special. It’s out today. #gerrydee GO WATCH IT

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

Find yourself a friendship like @kenjeong and @joelmchale

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Oh hiiiii, Sarah and I have been married for almost 27 years. She’s clearly the reincarnated “Eirene," the Greek Goddess of patience. Some days, I can’t believe she’s still with me. Together on the Ritual app, we share the story of our love and how we make it all work. We're so excited to share it with you. Sarah uses the Ritual app every day for spiritual grounding (I use espresso). We hope you'll check it out! https://t.co/IaFIBQiKuZ

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Corvette Summer II?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This tweet will gain in significance when the movie I start today is publicly announced.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Did you guys know there’s going to be an eclipse today?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

The Matrix came out 25 years ago today… I’m going to take a red and the blue pill…with food. One is for inflammation, and the other is to make me regular

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Let’s hang

[SAG-AFTRA Foundation @sagaftraFOUND]

Get ready to step into the wild! Witness the magic behind the scenes and join @JoelMcHale on the set of Animal Control season 3! Your donation supports our Emergency Financial Assistance Fund for @sagaftra artists. Enter now at https://t.co/1IOED6w95g #alltroo @alltrooofficial

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

One of the best sports shows ever ever ever. Hands down. The sense of humor, the creativity, the on air personalities——you guys made magic. #goodmorningfootball SEE YOU IN LOS ANGELES

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

After 8 years and countless memories, @PSchrags bids farewell on his last “NYC Era” episode of GMFB.

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

After 8 years and countless memories, @PSchrags bids farewell on his last “NYC Era” episode of GMFB.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Half of my DNA is screaming Erin Go Bragh today and the other half is politely asking Kan jeg få menyen, takk?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

2ND SEASON OF ANIMAL CONTROL PREMIERES TONIGHT ON @FOXTV AT 9/8c NEXT DAY @hulu !! @curtmenefee and @rosannascotto might make an appearance. #animalcontrolfox

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Would someone please post a picture or video of themselves doing a cold plunge? Please? I have no idea what it looks like.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Do you know what is romantic?—-that’s right! It’s me…hosting two different reality shows on Fox TONIGHT. #joelcontrol It’s way better than a gouging fixed menu or flowers or chocolates. Yes it’s #joelcontrol TONIGHT 8/7 @foxtv @seeyourvoicefox #wearefamily —- In the words of Jane Austen “Suck it Ken and Anthony.” #joelcontrol #fox

[Communies @communiess]

I said SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Good to hear. You good then?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

That’s good. So how you doin’?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

You doin’ good?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

How you doin’?

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

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[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

After a long long battle with Alzheimer’s, my lovely, wonderful, funny, beautiful mother-in-law Sally, whom had all the style on Earth…left this place. I met her back in 1993. She was so good to me as I courted @semchale. Her patience and bravery at watching her daughter date an actor and eventually marry him was epic. Everyone loved Sally. She was a force and was always game. She taught swimming in the ocean, the best gardener you’ve get seen, worked harder than anyone, and knew how to throw a party. Her generosity was biblical and her grandsons loved the heck out of her. And boy am I glad she had @semchale. The PNW is a much better place because of her. I will miss you dearly Sally. Love you