Joey Two-Step

true burner account I ain’t telling my real life friends about this. follow for occasional sports takes

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Screw it, I’m making this a Timberwolves account

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@ChristopherHine The real pro-Beatles argument is calculating hits per active year. Churned it all out in a decade. Swift way past that with no signs of stopping

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@Philly_Mays It’s no UConn, but pretty good

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@PFTCommenter Plus IU defending champs, ND a preseason favorite… is Indiana the state of football?

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@osclitos I mean the question directed to him was obviously about tennis players, not line judges, tennis tournament officials, etc

Don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume models on his counterpoint, regardless of his points merits

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@JoshPateCFB It’s notre dame winning a title

Both (arguably) top brand in the sport, even if you disagree don’t think you can put either lower than 3

Both long title drought 30+ years

Both have been close during the droughts, but have also years of incompetence

Large, annoying fanbases

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@JoshPateCFB Leonard Moore

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@StoolGreenie Celtics and Thunder it was injuries during the potential repeat year, with roster cuts hitting later on. Bucks fall into that bucket too

Nuggets probably more so roster cuts in 2024, also just Wolves being built to be their kryptonite. Injuries in 2025-26 though

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@WorldWideWob Play of the game: Spurs center making an electric 4th quarter block vs the Thunder fast break. Like we all expected

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@Naylor408 I can’t believe you think this proves a point. 90% of these not even remotely close to what we see SGA do

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@SamQuinnCBS I’m ok with adjusting expectations. Don’t think Russell will ever be touched

But if you’re trying to be considered top 25 all time (or better) and over a 15-20 year career you only get one that’s gonna be a detractor for me

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@toinclonecone @BarstoolBigCat Appreciate it! Most already on my list, haven’t tried all them yet

Have done Au Cheval and kinda assumed the other Hogsalt ones would be similar… worth trying Bavettes but I do also love a steak so hard for me to order burger there

Rootstock is new so I’ll have to add that one

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@toinclonecone @BarstoolBigCat Had too many “best burgers in town” where the person telling me that just really loved the sauce

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@toinclonecone @BarstoolBigCat I echo big cat’s preference for a juicy, traditional burger over smash burger

While I’ll occasionally dabble with bacon/egg on a burger, my proprietary burger rankings are ideally based off of a plain double cheeseburger

Let the meat, cheese and the juices do the talking

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@AdmiralSabamoto Battle for I-75

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@JonKrawczynski @statcenter Don’t forget Jimmy

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@TomFornelli Texas and Texas Southern

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@PhilMackey I’ll say if they’re even competitive against okc / sas we can have the conversation

Wolves weren’t competitive at all against okc last year, even thought sas series went 6 it felt closer to 5 than 7

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2 different sports

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sga will never be better than steph curry, imagine if curry had sga whistle

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@nikotaughtyou Spo can work magic. Those Jimmy teams aren’t good but won a lot