Joey Welsh

Comic. Co-Founder of We Got Next Comedy. Pittsburgh Firefighter. I’m really good at ranking things nobody cares about.

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This is my daughter Lilah Anne Welsh. I love her more than Twitter and Fiori’s combined. #TheWorldNeedsMoreWelshs

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Everyone come to my comedy show this weekend so I’m not the laughing stock of Easter @zbird4135

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Hey we got another show coming up at @butlerstreetderby on March 6th! @itsmikewysocki is gonna be there with more special guests. Please ignore my fake credits Zydel stopped listening to me years ago! Scan the barcode for tickets! This is how my son FaceTimes me now btw

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@BCrawfordComedy I watched this live and reacted like it was Willie Parker’s Super Bowl run

[Tad Wissel @DVE_Tad]

1 hour after the #Steelers hired Mike McCarthy. (with @BindleyHardware)

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Back to work which means the beard has to go. Everything is fine. Don’t worry I’m not too worried #beards #firemen #ugh

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@DickAndSauce I hope he shotguns it

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Me when I talk to someone at an Ohio rest stop.

[NFL @NFL]

"Pittsburgh is my world."

Pittsburgh native Mike McCarthy gets emotional as he is introduced as the @steelers next HC 🥹

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Me to the person who tries to park in my shoveled out spot

[Bill Crawford @BCrawfordComedy]

Talking to your neighbor about the McCarthy hire.

P.S. I am your neighbor

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Damn it - I’m rooting for the patriots I guess

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Seattle vs. New England

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@MartyGriffinKD This is an alley way you crazy asshole.

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@JDBello44 I actually got a power bristle that’s pretty legit.

The only effective tool for today was a blow torch

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I’ve shoveled 3 times already and my driveway looks like I slept in this morning.

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@MartyGriffinKD It’s still snowing dipshit

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@CoreyOConnorPA You’re crushing it- great work.

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The kids were in the backyard playing while I was shoveling snow. My son, 4 years old, genuinely screamed the loudest he ever did. I ran around snow mounds to get to the side gate to see what was wrong. His fucking glove fell off. I thought he broke his arm

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@DaReal_McCoy Freeway wasn’t lying smh

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@mike1morgs @iman_560 Yeah this is the right answer

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@Yosh_412 @BCrawfordComedy 😂😂😂

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@DaReal_McCoy I heard Frog is the new special teams coordinator