A mom takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
Doctor: "Your daughter is pregnant-about four months along."
Mom: "Impossible! She's never been with a man!"
Daughter: "I've never even kissed one!"
The doctor walks over to the window and silently gazes outside.
Mom: "Doctor... what are you doing?"
Doctor: "Last time I heard a story like this, a star appeared and three wise men showed up.
I'm not missing it this time...
Life update paling sedih bagi nasi drrt Jogja tuh life update menuju keabadian 🫥🥹
Ada salah satu rekan Mahasiswa yg pernah kita bantu kemarin, pertama menghubungi 1 Juli 2023 lalu:
Sci-Hub is an evil website that pirated 85M+ research papers and made them freely available
And now they've added AI to their database to make Sci-Bot.
It answers your questions using latest, full-text articles.
But DO NOT use it. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer.
I'm putting the link below so you know how to avoid it.
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