Johnathan Ontiveros

RIP @MikeSauz #MFFL #Greenwall

[Film Facts @ElfwickDraws]

“I’m in me dad’s clothes”

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

YOU ruined date night asking some BULLSHIT!!!!!! BITCH!!!

[Johnathan Ontiveros @John8Ten]

@desi0re If this is real, mom going straight to hell first class. Contract you made me sign???? What???

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

They thought they could play a “No D” version of the All Star game like the NBA does but all it did was expose the very low level of actual offensive abilities possessed by most of the league.

[The Darklord @TheDarklord76]

🧐

[R @justranky]

Bro 😭

[💰 @HatinggTy]

#DiddyDisciples

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is super slow in the beginning but once you get the Chevy Silverado it's so much fun!

[TAKE @leaveempissed00]

Ngga sneak dissing yo son to the hoes and u go join em @KingJames u forgot???

[Johnathan Ontiveros @John8Ten]

@hiphopklipz36 Bc the shit slaps🤷🏻‍♂️
I threw on money to blow at work the other night and went down a rabbit hole of old drizzy and not a single skip from anyone at work.

[Johnathan Ontiveros @John8Ten]

@RobertDeGiorno1 Boy I got the same shit in my drawer lmao

[Johnathan Ontiveros @John8Ten]

@TheGhostOfHope You don’t make a change. If you placed dead last I’d understand but they were so dominant all season why tf would you change?

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Genius tipping advice

[california girl to male @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[tastyhusband @tasty_husband]

yeah fuckin crazy innit almost like you faggots havent had to aim in a decade

[Shweta ♡ @Shay_Slay_]

Jobless people in 1991:
- Wake up
- Have breakfast
- Chill
- Dad finds you a job

Jobless people in 2001:
- Meet up with friends
- Binge-watch a movie
- Enjoy sunny weekends
- Friends connect you to a job

Jobless people in 2026:
- Apply for 500+ jobs
- Keep refreshing email
- Get called for 2 interviews
- Go through 7 rounds of interviews
- Get rejected
- Society calls you a failure
- You feel guilty even while resting
- You fall into significant debt
- Friends slowly stop calling you
- Depression hits hard

[Softboy @softboywin]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[Benjamin 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @BProudPatriot]

CHILDREN BEING SOLD IN PLAIN SIGHT ON VINTED.

@vinted @vintedUK

You have 24 hours before we ddos your servers and take you offline.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new class action lawsuit accuses Samsung, Micron, and SK hynix of working together to restrict RAM supply, raise prices, and prioritize AI memory production