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[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.

[Dionisa🌻🕸️🦩 @ofkaradag]

Aged like milk

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The fact that Crimea was ethnically cleansed, going from over 90% indigenous to less than 2%, means that Crimea "has always been Russian". We only care when USA does that

We also cannot explain why Ukraine resist us, why NATO is so popular, or why all my trolls are racist morons

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 1944 Soviet deportation of Crimean Tatars began. On Stalin's orders, over 191,000 were forcibly sent to Uzbek SSR. 8000 died en route & 88,000 died with 3 years.

Imagine mass deportations happening in 21st century...

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

My only hope now is that one of the fires start emitting white smoke and I get summoned to the Vatican to be the next pope.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Delighted China & Russia issued statement condemning reckless US policy of illegally invading countries thinking it would get a quick win but instead ending up stuck in a quagmire that achieves none of its goals & causes misery for millions.....

[Corby Zone @MissionArtist]

The West's perception of Russia has changed dramatically

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

All my trolls are morons.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

We genuinely pretend we don’t understand why NATO is so popular, we whine when statues to the people who did this are removed.

It is an unsolvable mystery beyond the comprehension of luminaries such as @jeremycorbyn @yanisvaroufakis & also fuckstickbunchofnumbers.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 1948 operation Vesna began in Lithuania. 40,000 people were deported to Siberia and replaced by Russians.

Imagine that kind of thing happening today. Imagine selectively opposing it.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The further Putinisation of America. The government has TV shows which hurt the Dear Leader's delicate feelings cancelled.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

3 years ago today. The user name "@provemewrong411" seems to have proved itself wrong and deleted it.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Two years ago today. He wants you to tell him who's winning.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Fun fact. The treaty also recognized *all 4 states* as legal successors to USSR. Thus, Kremlin concedes in law that Ukraine won WW2 just as much as we claim we did.

Checkmate, tankies.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 1992 Russia, Ukraine, Belarus & Kazakhstan signed Lisbon protocol to promise to give their nukes to Russia.

As this turned out to be a wise decision made to a trustworthy recipient, you can believe our promises now.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Who should I have Donald replace @DNIGabbard with?

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Comrade Nigel wants to convince you that the Kremlin don't want a UK Prime Minister who uses the same bullshit excuse for our invasion as we do...

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

It's appropriate that while he films all these burned out trucks the one he is driving has its check engine light flashing.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 1551 of my 3 day war. I spent $25 million on an Oreshnik missile to blow up someone's garage. Ukraine spent $50,000 on a drone to blow up a key oil pump station.

I remain a master strategist.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 2014 the Russian attack of Donetsk airport began, lasting 8 months and destroying the airport.

The EU punished me by approving Nordstream 2 a short while later. The message of appeasement was noted.