@faithapologia Go on then. I saw an empty grave in a local cemetery the other day and concluded that the only plausible explanation was that the corpse that previously occupied it had come back to life and had it away on his toes.
Is that New Testament enough for you?
@KEdge23 I love the term “champagne socialist”.
Someone who has made a bit of money and not become a selfish cunt!
I know you don’t understand the concept.
@RobertJenrick What a load of bollocks. A quick Google check shows it adds about £2.50 to the weekly shopping bill. Or one fiftieth of the amount you fiddled in travel expenses or about one thousandth of your bung rate!
@KEdge23 Gordon Brown sold the gold at the market rate. I presume you bought shit loads of gold at the time after consulting your crystal ball to know where the price was heading!