John Doe

Yep that’s me

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

I think I am going to schedule a dental cleaning so I can have the hot hygienist at my dentist office put her fingers in my mouth

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@riptank1927 Sounds awesome

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@ethelhemsworth You were even fat then wow

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

Most unethical fap was in the Altoona horseshoe curve top of the incline’s public bathroom where I jerked it into a urinal bc nobody was there and I was 13

[Edmund “Special Ed” Spaghetti @SpecialEdmund]

QOTD: What is the most unethical/evil fap you’ve ever had⁉️

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@daniballbuster My friend did and he got them cleared and he turned 21 this week happy birthday to him

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

I had a dream last night that this girl who has a bf who I had a crush on 3 years ago kissed me and then a girl I’m still snapping sent me her boobs saying bc she likes me and I was upset when I woke up and neither were real

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

Every time I’m home for a college break it reminds me that I don’t have any hobbies, nowhere to go out here, nobody I wanna have sex with here, and I get fatter every time. Need to stay in Pittsburgh after this one.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@mike__huncho Mine still got 3 years just got her permit

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@savcase6969 Me

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@ElJefeMeow67 Patriot.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with the cold. Hoodie and sweats for the rest of the semester.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

Would kill for a home cooked meal from my mom rn #Sunday

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@MisterSkutch @laquartrius Agree.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

Keeping my truecel identity…. Can’t let these foids near me.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@laquartrius How’s life since the 2k yard season.

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@laquartrius hi

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@ethelhemsworth Have you tried green onions or even finely chopped carrots

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@daniballbuster Let me cook for you

[John Doe @johnathandoe95]

@ethelhemsworth Mustard mayo chopped pickles and celery both add good texture to it great choice