John Bishop

‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

So excited to announce I’ll be heading back out on tour next year with my brand new show…. ‘Let’s Go Round Again’

Sign up to my mailing list at https://t.co/nxSbjWoaAG for a chance to access pre-sale tickets from 10am on Wednesday 28th Jan (if you’re already signed up, you’ll receive your pre-sale link before then)….

I’ll be playing some of the biggest venues across the UK and Ireland in April and May 2027 - come and join me for a night to remember………

🎟️ Tickets go on general sale at 10am on Friday 30th Jan, I’ll see you there…….

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This picture sums up Neil Reading, who we lost yesterday. His official title was my PR manager, but he was so much more and for over a decade he has done exactly what he was doing in this picture - making sure everything was right and having my back. I never knew who his other clients were until I saw so many posts today, because he was so confidential. He was kind, gentle, humble and tough. He also had a level of loyalty and grace often missing in this profession. So many of us will miss his guidance and counsel but my heart goes to his family who will miss his love. A gentleman in a landscape where you expect the opposite. I feel privileged to have known him. Thank you Neil 🙏

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Mixtapes walked so playlists could run….. 🎶

I’m so looking forward to being back on the road in 2027! 🎉I’m bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there.

🎟️ Tickets for all dates are available now at: https://t.co/nxSbjWoIqe

#comedy #standup #comedian #tour #mixtapes

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A PSA on d*ck pics….. 🍆

I’m back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there.

🎟️ Tickets for all dates are available now at: https://t.co/mj8Oa035bD

#comedy #standup #comedian #tour #humour

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This is the donkey update…… 🫏

#comedy #standup #farmlife #donkey #farm

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An honour to be asked to present the Best Male award at the Nordoff & Robbins O2 Silver Clef Awards earlier this month.

Even more special that it was for my friend David Gray. I’ve had the privilege of watching up close what an incredible artist and genuinely lovely bloke he is. His songs have soundtracked so many people’s lives, including mine and nobody deserves the recognition more. Congratulations, David. ❤️

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The secret to a happy marriage…… 💒

I’m back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there.

🎟️ Tickets for all dates are available now at: https://t.co/x4Qc8mSlqq

#comedy #standup #marriage #bingo #comedian

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

This is a picture of 3 football legends on my Dads kitchen wall. My uncle Freddie is my Dads twin brother and managed many of the Sunday league teams I first played in. We were at Freddie’s funeral yesterday, reminiscing about his love of the game when news came through about Kevin Keegan.

Kevin was a football hero to me and I have been lucky enough to meet him on a number of occasions. He was such a gracious humble man who made everyone feel important. He made meeting your heroes seem easy.

On the right is my Dad. My biggest hero. Rest in peace, both Kevin and Freddie 🙏

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And on the seventh day, he created alpacas….. 🦙

#comedy #standup #comedian #farmlife #alpaca

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This week’s episode of The Bishop Exchange is here! 🎙️

We discuss the World Cup, Madonna’s new album, VAR, our ancestry & more…

🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/WvpwsgWwZe

🎵 Spotify: https://t.co/lLPA3YpHLj

▶️ YouTube:
https://t.co/S2Y6CJGAnR

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@Desbishop explaining @LoveIsland to @JohnBishop100 on ‘The Bishop Exchange’ podcast 🎧🏝️🎬

#comedy #standup #comedian #podcast #loveisland

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Every comedian has a joke in their pocket…….

#comedy #standup #comedian #liverpool #manchester

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The age where just existing gets a clap 👏🤣

#comedy #standup #comedian #tour

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Yesterday afternoon on tbe yard with Flo who has a sore leg 😊🫏

#comedy #farm #farmlife #donkey #vet

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Explaining to a mate what riding home from Mallorca was like 😊

#comedy #standup #gs1300 #bmw #motorad

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I’ve always had a soft spot for Kerry….. 🇮🇪

#comedy #standup #ireland #kerry #irish

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Oversharing on this weeks episode of The Bishop Exchange……. 🫣

Listen on Apple: https://t.co/n6ybQGK3cg

Listen on Spotify: https://t.co/YVLnmDjp0X

Watch on YouTube:
https://t.co/a4L0mfjhzy

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Brit’s abroad…….

A throwback from ‘John Bishop’s Britain’, my first ever solo TV show… 📺

#comedy #standup #comedian #britsabroad #sunbeds

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What a fantastic night at @takethat with my two favourites 😊

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Becoming a lunger at 57….. 🏋️

#comedy #standup #comedian #exercise #personaltrainer

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Tag someone who can relate……. ⬇️🍼🚙

#comedy #standup #comedian #parenthood #toddler