John Cleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

[Tymofiy Mylovanov @Mylovanov]

Ukraine stopped waiting for US Patriots. Zelenskyy and nine European leaders met in Paris on Monday and launched a coalition to build Ukraine's interceptor, FREYJA.

Fire Point says FREYJA runs cheaper and more scalable than the US Patriot — Rishi Iyengar, Foreign Policy. 1/

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Watchdog accused of ‘giving away’ billions of litres of spring water to foreign bottling giants."

Yep the EA are up to their old tricks again. The EA are charging Coca-Cola £6,070 a year to abstract water from the north of England which Coca-Cola then sells for £30 million.

Did I mention that according to the EA by 2050 in England we will need to find another 5 billion litres of water per day just to keep our taps running and to try and save our chalk streams.

What a hoax of a regulator.

https://t.co/i4R1bahBuz

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

A college student just killed the biggest advantage politicians have ever had. The gap between the lie and the fact-check.

He built a Chrome extension called InTruth. It listens to any live speech, debate, or interview.

Transcribes every word. And checks every claim against real sources in real time. Before the speaker even finishes the sentence.

It works on debates. Press conferences. Town halls. Interviews. Anything with someone talking on video. The fact-check shows up on your screen while they're still talking.

Until now, fact-checking happened hours or days later. By then the clip has been shared, the headline has been written, and the damage is done. Nobody reads the correction.

InTruth closes that gap to seconds. The claim and the fact-check exist in the same moment.

A college student, a Chrome extension, and an AI model just did what entire newsrooms couldn't figure out for decades.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[Virginie Landry 🗽🐍 🐢 @virginie1landry]

Sanna Marin, ex-Première ministre de Finlande :
« La Finlande a 1300 km de frontière avec la Russie et une histoire de voisinage très sanglante. 
L’Ukraine se bat pour nous tous, pour toutes nos valeurs. »

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Muslim who came to kill me and others at one of our EDL rallies is set be released from prison, against the wishes of even Lammy!

They brought shotguns, swords, knives, a nail bomb containing 458 pieces of shrapnel, and a partially-assembled pipe bomb to blow us up.

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

Islamist preacher: “When Muslims become the majority in the West, non‑Muslims will have to convert, pay the jizya, or be killed, because Sharia will rule.”

Is diversity still our greatest strength?

[CraiginEngland @ghost_wales]

Interesting 🤨

A fraud conviction does not result in a blanket ban on employment. However, you are legally barred or heavily restricted from working in regulated financial services, the legal profession, law enforcement, and roles involving handling large amounts of client funds or charity trusteeship.
Why has @andyburnham appointed a criminal to high office?

[Tymofiy Mylovanov @Mylovanov]

McFaul: Trump’s strategy was to appease Putin by making concessions without demanding anything in return.

He ruled out NATO membership for Ukraine and halted military and economic aid. Putin gave him nothing. Trump now seems to realize appeasement does not work. 1/

[BanksyCat @Banksycat]

The government is in COURT right now to stop you seeing the migrant crime figures. You don’t fight this HARD to hide good news.

So ask yourself what’s so bad they’d rather face a JUDGE than let you see it.

There is a document that shows exactly how many migrants committed RAPE, CHILD SEX ABUSE and MURDER, broken down by nationality.

David Lammy is in court RIGHT NOW fighting to keep it from you.

It's already FINISHED. Written. Ready to publish.

A government watchdog looked at it and ruled it MUST be released. Lammy is appealing anyway.

He didn't just appeal. His department asked for an extra 28 DAYS. Not to prepare the data. To buy time to work out how to keep it BURIED.

Now watch the excuses fall apart.

First they said releasing it was “TOO EXPENSIVE.” Then they hired lawyers and went to court to block it. You can't cry poverty while spending taxpayer money fighting to hide something. The watchdog saw straight through it.

Then they said it might breach the offenders PRIVACY. The watchdog threw that out too, in writing, saying they'd failed to prove anyone could even be identified.

Both excuses. Gone and STILL they fight.

So what's actually in it?

Right now the public only sees a vague label. SEXUAL OFFENSES. This new data breaks it into the real crimes. How many RAPES. How much CHILD SEX ABUSE. How many MURDERS. By nationality. That's what they're going to court to bury.

Here’s what we already know from the bits they've been forced to release.

Over 100,000 foreign national convictions in just three years. Foreign nationals convicted of sex offences at a rate 71% HIGHER than the British population. A migrant arrested in this country every 3 MINUTES. In London, over 40% of those charged with sex crimes are foreign nationals, on a quarter of the population. 87 different nationalities with a higher sex offence rate than British citizens.

EIGHTY-SEVEN.

That's what they've admitted to. Imagine what's in the report they're fighting this hard to hide and remember, this is the same government that already told the Shadow Justice Secretary @NJ_Timothy NO when he asked for it, in writing, last week.

A watchdog told them to open the books. They ran to a courtroom instead. Then asked for more time to keep it shut.

They would rather stand before a judge than let you read a single page.

Ask yourself what's in it.

Ask yourself WHY.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Andy, the police say they “found no evidence to support anyone being charged with any offences linked to the alleged threat.”

Why did you instantly speculate about something so serious?

Is it because you only care about “hatred” towards groups you think will vote for you?

[spiked @spikedonline]

Andy Burnham’s new political strategist has called for GB News to be censored and for ISIS members to have their British citizenship restored. We have a bumpy ride ahead, says Hugo Timms
https://t.co/8T29cfYpOC

[British Patriot UK 🇬🇧 @EnglandUK]

Imagine being in London on vacation, standing under Big Ben… only to be blasted by this loud Islamic chant right in the heart of the city.

Tourists deserve landmarks, not open-air calls to prayer.

When does “diversity” stop meaning replacement?

🇬🇧 Wake up, Britain.

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

Labour’s dream team in action:

Angela Rayner MP, appointed Housing Secretary despite dodging tax on a property.

Louise Haigh, convicted fraudster, appointed First Secretary of State.

Matthew McGregor, Hope Not Hate far-left extremist, appointed Director of Political Strategy.

Lucy Powell MP, who dismissed grooming gang survivors as “dog whistling”, promoted to Education Secretary.

This is who Labour picks to run the country: tax dodgers in housing, fraudsters at the top table, far-left activists steering strategy, and grooming gang downplayers in charge of our children’s education.

A total betrayal of British standards, safety and common sense.

We need a general election right now.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Politico: FBI Director Kash Patel is expected to visit Russia in mid-October, with stops in Moscow and St. Petersburg. He’s reportedly set to be hosted by the FSB, Russia’s main domestic security agency and the successor to the Soviet-era KGB.

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

Man tells the internet he intends to continue using women’s single-sex spaces despite knowing service providers can lawfully exclude him.

Man says his feelings are hurt because some people called him a “predator” for saying this.

Man claims he has been threatened with sexual assault.

Man cries and says “we” are going to lose women’s spaces if people keep telling him he is a man.

There is no “we” about it.
He is a man.

Women’s single-sex spaces are not his to lose. They exist to protect the privacy, dignity and safety of women.

And this man needs professional support - not encouragement to disregard other people’s boundaries.

[Nick Timothy MP @NJ_Timothy]

Lord Hermer is gone.

Good riddance to a man who hounded British soldiers in court and refused to apologise for it.

He took the side of foreign terrorists over our veterans.

It's utterly damning that Labour ever thought he was fit to be Attorney General.

[Man City Brazil @ManCityBrazil]

O comentarista suíço David Lemos, encerrou a transmissão resumindo com precisão os problemas desta Copa do Mundo, ele foi perfeito.

🗣️"Não há dúvidas de que esta foi a Copa do Mundo mais comercial da história e também uma das mais politizadas."

"Não esqueceremos os preços que pessoas sem grande poder aquisitivo tiveram de pagar para viver sua paixão pelo futebol."

"Em alguns casos, sequer puderam entrar no país por causa de sua nacionalidade, fossem torcedores, jornalistas ou até árbitros, como o somali Omar Artan."

"Também lembramos do tratamento inaceitável dado à seleção do Irã, que não pôde defender suas chances de forma adequada durante o torneio."

"E há ainda o caso de Folarin Balogun. Vimos um presidente se vangloriar de ter ligado para o presidente da FIFA para conseguir retirar a suspensão de um jogador."

"A política se infiltrou no coração do futebol, embora a FIFA afirme querer mantê-la acima de tudo. Fica claro que isso só vale até certo ponto."

"Foi uma Copa do Mundo em que todas as partidas foram disputadas em quatro tempos, e cuja final teve um intervalo de quase 30 minutos."

"A crise tem dois nomes: dinheiro e poder. Hoje existe uma crise de confiança entre muitos dos envolvidos no futebol e a FIFA."

"Nas próximas semanas, muito dinheiro será distribuído a diversas federações e a muitos agentes do futebol, que serão educadamente convidados a permanecer em silêncio."

"Esperamos que tudo isso seja levado em consideração e que não volte a acontecer."

[ゾンビラスカル @uhoron]

@ParrotMystery