johnny commits

i got 99 problems but brain rot ain’t one, hit me

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

didn't folks in Kentucky elect Mitch McConnell to represent them and not his "aides"?

ffs, this poor old man started buffering mid-speech since JULY 2023!

the level of corruption in U.S. politics today is INSANE

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Nobody talked to this thing for two minutes… never mind twenty minutes.

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@Fun_Viral_Vids yeah, in the upside down world

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@GrantCertiorari *while likely dead

[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

Je vous prépare une très grosse enquête sur la mafia du football argentin demain matin 🇦🇷

Probablement l'un des plus gros scandales couverts par la FIFA ces dernières années d'ailleurs

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Forget Scott Jennings.

Senate Leader Thune said the exact same thing.

If McConnell is not alive, awake and well, then the LEADER of the Senate, lied directly to the American people.

[Quesdilla de Verdades Youtube @QuesaVerdades]

Todos los partidos de Messi y Argentina resumidos en 10 segundos:

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

If @ScottJenningsKY is proven to have lied about having a nearly 20 minute phone conversation with McConnell, @cnn needs to fire him immediately.

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@CalltoActivism these people are beyond corrupt

they will do anything to stay in power

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s health update takes a bizarre turn after a neighbor says the ambulance that responded had “no urgency” as Mitch’s lifeless feet were not covered by a blanket.

McConnell had been in the hospital for over a month. This is now a coverup.

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@kenklippenstein so @CNN sold out too huh

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@financedystop show this to your boomer parents next time they ask you why you don't have kids yet

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@AmberRayz tweet of the month

everyone else, thanks for playing

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@InternetH0F goat in the making

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sony pricing all their games at $100+ once digital games are the only choice

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@BoxingFanaticII as long as the platforms keep paying them, this shitty type of behavior will always be incentivized

[L' Evns 🌷 @GabbsEvns]

Hoy desperté con un sueño... 🥰

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@Carito_MR "si messi no hizo nada" ok che 😂

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@Greg39589914890 facts

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

didn't folks in Kentucky elect Mitch McConnell to represent them and not his "aides"?

ffs, this poor old man started buffering mid-speech since JULY 2023!

the level of corruption in U.S. politics today is INSANE

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Nobody talked to this thing for two minutes… never mind twenty minutes.

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@ShadowofEzra i fucking love this

say NO to a surveillance state

[johnny commits @johnnycommits]

@naranciagaming asha:

"the U.S. is not healthy"

💀

turning into the United States of Microslop