Johnny Galvatron

still no good with nunchucks

[Luke Stephens @LukeStephensTV]

Mixtape is great. Sharp, funny, and creative. The music selection is phenomenal, the art direction pristine, and the cast is great.

Day 1 on Gamepass or $19.99 for 4 hours of fantastic indie charm. Highly recommend!

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@Janneke_de_Beer I REALLY loved this article. Extremely beautiful and it made me proud to be a part of the game. I also loved you killed me at the start. ❤️

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

ABBAtoir is the worst tribute band name ever.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Choir Master: What shall we have the children sing? Something with a positive world outlook? Something with a strong moral core?

*Pirate at the back stands up*
Pirate: We should teach em' what to do with a drunken sailor.

Pirate Principal: Aye. The children must learn.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

"Glycerine by Bush" sounds like the worst perfume ever.

#bush

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Why do VB want me to earn one of their beers so much? Why must I earn my thirst. Can my thirst not just casually arrive?

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Whoa... where have I been?

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@RockstarGames I loved the facial mapping tech in LA Noire. Will you be using it more in the future? Or was it a Team Bondi thing?

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Sometimes I just wanna put a giant toblerone on my back and tell people I'm a chocolate stegosaurus.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@lancelazer If you steal my idea lazer you'll be hearing from my made up team of lawyers.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@gerbatron I like walking dead. I thought it was a bit like prison break with zombies though...

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Does anyone like Terra Nova? I do. It's got fucking dinosaurs in it. Episodes go like this. Emotion. Family. Emotion. Dinosaur! Emotion.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@JaneGazzo Dubstep is the new nu metal.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Do you ever think, fuck this moisture farm bullshit, I'm joining the Empire.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Grand prix is spelt funny.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

My brother is here. He's bringing a girl. How awkward can I make it? Very. Mwa ha ha.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Hans lander from inglorious basterds works at my local chicken shop.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@JaneGazzo that show has great narration. I wish that guy would follow me around for a day. Johnny was walking home, little did he know...

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

@MazCompton maz! You unstoppable force! I miss you too! Just been drinking yakult.

[Johnny Galvatron @johnnygalvatron]

Boys please note: when you spill a pims Sal-a-bims on girls prada shoes DO NOT blame it on the boogie.