john

Hi.

[Matthew Stanford (listen to my music y'all) @stanfordsays]

Debut single for my new band is OUT NOW. I'll have a longer post about this on Friday, but let me know your thoughts! https://t.co/M0CqRDM1g2

[john @johnnymercer]

@JohnnyMercerUK Can’t say I’ll miss all the poorly aimed rage tweets I’ve gotten over the years, but sorry for the loss. Next time I’m in wherever Plymouth is first pint’s on me.

[john @johnnymercer]

@DavidVicary What am I being voted out of?

[john @johnnymercer]

@hollygirl230 @carolvorders @JohnnyMercerUK Lol don’t be such a gormless morning.

[john @johnnymercer]

@hollygirl230 @carolvorders @JohnnyMercerUK Like calling somebody a benevolent mango, I understand the individual words but not their relation to each other. Must be a UK slang thing. Y’all are weird.

[john @johnnymercer]

@Callipo2020 What

[john @johnnymercer]

@hollygirl230 @carolvorders @JohnnyMercerUK What is a gormless morning?

[john @johnnymercer]

@GunkyFadgets @Stephen18221872 @carolvorders Got used to it

[john @johnnymercer]

@Tofrek @dazbrady @FelicityMercer Now here is a tweet I can relate to

[john @johnnymercer]

@Yozz38887229 Not sure I meet the citizenship/residency requirements for it, but I’ll think about it. Maybe you’d be better off finding somebody with actual government experience. Perhaps you could even find somebody with a name as fantastic as mine, although I find this unlikely.

[john @johnnymercer]

@UokHun10 @supertanskiii Look at the profile pic. Clearly a poodle, not a patriot.

[Matthew Stanford (listen to my music y'all) @stanfordsays]

Reminder: Tomorrow is April 1st. 5 years ago my friend John posted a video tutorial of what to do to prepare for the day. Here it is.

[john @johnnymercer]

@mercer_felicity Oooooh, ok, this explains it! I just called my wife to apologize and get her to explain what these “tories” are and how I’m supposed to clean them up. I thought it was a new nickname for our dogs! By the end of the call she was even more confused than I was.

[john @johnnymercer]

@richardxxx4 @LeeMeehan2 I did what now? I wish I could fly to Belfast, looks like a lovely place.

[john @johnnymercer]

@Behringer But..but...but....I want it nooooooow!

[john @johnnymercer]

@Behringer Is the BCR32 still a thing that is happening? I'll be first in line to get it if you ever actually bring it to market. In the meantime, if you need somebody to test a pre-production model feel free to send one my way😁

[john @johnnymercer]

@ArturiaOfficial An Ensoniq SQ-80?? Yes please! What a great keyboard, I am buying this immediately. Sometimes I feel like you're making these products specifically for me.

[john @johnnymercer]

@WhyBeAre I’ve been starting to do the same after a similar time away. I would suggest checking out free/cheap DAWs. Even if you don’t like the workflow it’ll give you access to some amazing free plugins, like u-he’s Tyrell and cherry audio’s MG-1. They’re fun to play with. best of luck!

[john @johnnymercer]

@RoyaLin10 @AA_McNally_ @MailOnline Thanks?

[john @johnnymercer]

@james_jsl @jemimalaing @Plymouth_Live Hey man, I’m just a dog with glasses.