John

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!

[John @JohnnySlammo]

dumbass

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

US government office responsible for pest control has ironically been infested by bed bugs themselves

Employees say they're now being told to keep working in the building or use their vacation days

[John @JohnnySlammo]

This is such bullshit because you were definitely at the sacrifices just cut through the bullshit and tell us what goes down there if you’re for the people so much

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Official Layoff @LayoffAI]

THE U.S. HAS 3X MORE IMMIGRANTS THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH.

1 of 6 immigrants on the planet live here. No other major developed nation comes close.

The outcome is clear: the U.S. absorbs a disproportionate share of global migration & ~9/10 new jobs go to them right now.

[John @JohnnySlammo]

I’m sick of acting like I need a justification for everything when nobody else does

[John @JohnnySlammo]

I woke up with the most bloodthirsty rage for death and violence. Chat what does this mean

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Your english teacher for some reason:

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If everyone on Earth stood 10 metres apart, we'd all fit in Texas

[𝐘𝐗𝐍𝐆-𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐗 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @EmmaxTips1]

The younger generation won’t understand this. Say hello if you do 👋😂

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[John @JohnnySlammo]

This kids going to be on your timeline for 20 years now because the algorithm said so. Maybe kill or impregnate someone else and you’re going to know about it for some reason. Enjoy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

'Dat bih gah' kid has spoken out after his viral video, confirming it's how he actually speaks

“It’s good ... Gotta whole bunch of fame, a whole bunch of people liking my sh*t”

[Kattyan831 Ver.2.2 @kattyan831]

これはひどい

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Just got charged $20 for a plain pizza pie so I’m returning the charge and never eating there again

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Genuine retards

[Thierry 🧠 @Lthierry_______]

@Bornakang real version hope this helps

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Proverbs 12:24

“The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor.”

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

This is Miss Mary, a 93 old woman who works AMC theaters cleaning trash people leave behind. My heart hurt watching this. This is not the way it should be. 🥹💔

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Dollar tree said we’re increasing the price of everything by 25% and everybody just kept going

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Proverbs 12:24

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Every time I step into Walmart, it punches me in the gut.

Because why are there so many elderly people working there?

Not the “cute” kind of working. Not “I’m bored at home so I’ll do a few shifts.” I mean the kind where you can tell they’re tired.

The kind where their hands shake a little, their backs are stiff, and they’re still standing on concrete for 8 hours… scanning groceries… lifting boxes… smiling at strangers… because they can’t afford not to.

That is not normal.
That is not “work ethic.”
That is survival.

These are people who did everything right. Worked for decades. Paid taxes. Raised families. Contributed to society. And somehow their reward is… clocking in at 70 just to afford rent and medication?

That’s not “staying active.” That’s a system looking them in the face and saying: “Thanks for your whole life of work. Good luck.”

And the fact we’ve normalized it is even worse.

If seeing seniors forced to work low-wage retail jobs doesn’t make you uncomfortable, it should.

Because nobody should spend their last years choosing between rest and groceries. Nobody should have to earn the right to survive twice.

Credit: MayaBarnes

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Type of shit my dad has on the living room television after I haven’t seen him in months

[Mao Ning 毛宁 @SpoxCHN_MaoNing]

The people’s army make way for the people.

[John @JohnnySlammo]

Whaaat? Guys I drank 4 of these yesterday am I gonna be okay?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[John @JohnnySlammo]

SLAMMO HYDRATION

WATER

H2O